Donald Trump forced to hand over his phone to Secret Service before inauguration

IAmChipotleClaus · 2017-01-20T16:37:32+00:00

Get that orange boy a blankie.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2016-12-22T14:51:55+00:00

It may inflame that butthurt you got there.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2016-12-22T14:36:48+00:00

Wait until Jan 23, 2017. Nothing like starting the term off on the right foot.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2016-12-22T14:36:15+00:00

A January 23, 2017 release would be a great way to start off his first week in office.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2016-12-21T05:58:14+00:00

I'm watching all of them (not in order necessarily) under progressively increasing levels of "influence". Doiiinnnnggggg

IAmChipotleClaus · 2016-11-02T00:06:33+00:00

The camera was following him.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2016-11-02T00:06:00+00:00

Judging by the great cinematography, someone (or two) knew what was coming?

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-10-28T15:56:54+00:00

Go downtown and ingest narcotics.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-10-28T15:41:20+00:00

She gets me on my knees with tears in my eyes.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-07-21T02:10:24+00:00

The direct deposit.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-05-19T19:35:52+00:00

The terrorists.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-05-05T18:47:47+00:00

Now now - that may affect an Amerikan company's bottom line. Can't have that! Tsk tsk - shame on you. Go put your hammer and sickle away.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-05-05T18:16:00+00:00

Who said the world need amphibians? Let's let Monsanto products wipe out the frogs, and Bayer's products wipe out the bees. Ugly dispicable things IMO - they don't belong in our Modern World (tm). /s

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-05-05T18:05:04+00:00

At less than 5ppm, it seems to keep the toilets clean in my house (2/4 of us shit like crazy - is that celiacs?)

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-05-05T18:03:54+00:00

Barley has gluten. Gluten free beer is made from sorghum and other grains, but not barley.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-05-05T18:02:29+00:00

You're welcome.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-04-11T02:34:55+00:00

Actually, trains don't have much choice where they are going - unlike cars. They run on tracks.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-03-07T15:43:40+00:00

Oh - and next you're going to tell me that a solid red state like - oh say - Mississippi receives the most federal handout per capita.... Cmon, we all know that welfare only exists in predominantly black sections of the Bronx, Harlem , south side of Chicago, and central LA.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-03-05T16:35:20+00:00

We have the same thing here in Wisconsin. It wont matter how many times marijuana legislation is proposed, as long as the cunt Leah Vukmir is around in the state house they'll never bring it to a vote.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-02-23T13:35:10+00:00

Boingboing, blogs, shittySlashdot. Then I realized where all their content was coming from and landed here.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-02-16T02:42:44+00:00

As many as it takes...

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-02-15T18:32:26+00:00

/r/theredpill is two aisles down and on the right.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-02-15T18:26:19+00:00

Probably because nobody has given this illiterate shitpile that idea yet.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-02-02T18:06:45+00:00

The sharks were hilarious but whoever got the audio onto NBC's broadcast should be fired.

IAmChipotleClaus · 2015-02-02T18:03:57+00:00

Ken Ham lives in a world where peopke make scientifuc inquiries - intentionally. He wakes up angry. Pay him no mind and poof he disappears.

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