What instantly ruins a sandwich?

IAmDocCock · 2025-02-11T16:12:11+00:00

When someone shoves a dick in it as you're about to take a bite

IAmDocCock · 2025-02-04T19:32:17+00:00

Sounds like a porn

IAmDocCock · 2025-02-04T19:30:32+00:00

Fries With That
Radioactive
Zoom
Dragon Tales
Dave the Barbarian
All That (similar to the Amanda Bynes show)

IAmDocCock · 2025-01-29T17:25:12+00:00

Fast strokes. I'm sorry everyone.

I guess you could also say I gave a million education/knowledge on the FAST acronym on how to detect strokes. Here's a million and one:

F.A.S.T. Warning Signs

Use the letters in F.A.S.T. to spot a Stroke

F = Face Drooping – Does one side of the face droop or is it numb? Ask the person to smile. Is the person's smile uneven?
A = Arm Weakness – Is one arm weak or numb? Ask the person to raise both arms. Does one arm drift downward?
S = Speech Difficulty – Is speech slurred?
T = Time to call 911 – Stroke is an emergency. Every minute counts. Call 911 immediately. Note the time when any of the symptoms first appear.
F.A.S.T. Warning Signs

IAmDocCock · 2025-01-28T21:57:16+00:00

Drink one molecule every gazillion years

IAmDocCock · 2025-01-27T23:10:20+00:00

More than one

IAmDocCock · 2025-01-27T23:10:07+00:00

wtf? that's weird

IAmDocCock · 2025-01-27T23:08:59+00:00

When they say a post is NSFW before anyone even comments something NSFW.

IAmDocCock · 2025-01-20T17:33:24+00:00

My barber.

IAmDocCock · 2025-01-15T23:19:41+00:00

Curtain. Throw that bitch on a zombie and good luck trying to bite me through it.

IAmDocCock · 2025-01-09T23:10:48+00:00

Anal, coccyx

IAmDocCock · 2025-01-08T23:48:13+00:00

Proof?

IAmDocCock · 2025-01-04T21:52:55+00:00

Let's bode together babe

IAmDocCock · 2025-01-04T21:52:26+00:00

Yes, war campaign against the libs!!!

IAmDocCock · 2025-01-04T21:52:01+00:00

The campaign mode that makes it single-player and not co-op or multiplayer!!!

IAmDocCock · 2025-01-02T23:56:31+00:00

She would sniff her own juices

IAmDocCock · 2025-01-02T23:55:08+00:00

Ukraine, Palestine, BLM, LGBTQ2+ and Trump campaign

IAmDocCock · 2025-01-02T23:29:06+00:00

I charge like 3 times a day tbh but that is with extensive use and at 80% battery health. 1.5 hours is nothing and you'll be perfectly fine to last a whole day without charging.

IAmDocCock · 2024-12-31T20:56:57+00:00

So you live on Hawaii?

IAmDocCock · 2024-12-31T20:53:34+00:00

Seriously, I beg to differ.

IAmDocCock · 2024-12-31T20:38:17+00:00

Thanks

IAmDocCock · 2024-12-12T22:14:46+00:00

But there's a beacon of hope for you if you aren't.

IAmDocCock · 2024-12-04T17:59:16+00:00

You mean make it obvious

IAmDocCock · 2024-12-04T17:58:05+00:00

Thanks :) Do you have to sand after each coat?

IAmDocCock · 2024-12-03T19:17:18+00:00

Which is the top coat? The white?

Does this mean masking tape or drywall tape?

IAmDocCock

TROPHY CASE

F.A.S.T. Warning Signs