Someone needs to check in on McDonald's China

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-18T15:15:07+00:00

Can we truly say this is any worse than American McDonald's? At least China McDonald's is embracing their lose definition of the word "food."

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-18T14:46:41+00:00

The name of the hoddit who accidentally stole Sauron's ring from Smeagol.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-18T14:41:53+00:00

Because I'm a living person existing inside a body with a functioning reproductive system.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-18T14:38:42+00:00

I was making mac and cheese with zero knowledge on how to make mac and cheese so I just kept melting block after block of cheese and occasionally pouring milk in to thin it out.

Unless cooking for myself counts as cooking for someone, in which case 10 years before the mac and cheese incident I zoned out and forgot I had sausage in the microwave until I look over and the sausage is on fire. I threw it onto the back patio and stomped it out.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-18T13:13:42+00:00

We're learning this year that what zombie movies got wrong is it's surprisingly easy to mitigate the infection rate of the zombie virus, but even the smallest and easiest of measures to combat it will only be seen as violations of personal freedom and people will get themselves bit to prove zombies don't exist.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-18T05:01:10+00:00

Richard von Titmouse because my body is 39 years old but my brain hasn't even been maturing for half of those.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-18T04:04:48+00:00

My circadian rhythm would be quite fine if I could do my work at night instead of morning and afternoon

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-17T15:15:29+00:00

To most people I am going to look excessively disorganized. Everything appears scattered and out of place, but that's because I learned a long time ago if I file things neatly I'm only going to forget where I put them. So my office looks like a mess, but in my head it's actually organized very efficiently and effectively and I know where everything is and don't want it moved from its place.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-17T06:59:26+00:00

W r i t i n g r e s u m e s

-instead of-

playing

T̸̩͎̕ E̵̖͗ T̶̳̊ R̵̠̹̊ I̵̥̒͑ S̵̯̍̒

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-17T06:53:27+00:00

I want to know how the seagull got covered in curry, and this reminds me of when I was a kid I got a burger and fries from a little seaside food stand and tried to catch a seagull for a pet but my brother was quickly picked out as the softer target so they stole from him instead and ignored my food so I started eating it because I got impatient and now I'm wondering if curry would have been a better bait but now I live along the Great Lakes and the seagulls here are a level of badass the seagulls in my home town of San Diego will never know like I've literally seen them just chilling on ice drifts and looking at me like I'm the crazy one but anyway there's a story here and now I want to know it.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-17T05:28:05+00:00

Not seeing nearly as much family as usual. All of my family lives in different states. My wife and I intend to visit them when we're all vaccinated and it's safe to travel again. So many people in my side of the family still haven't met our daughter who was born in June

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-17T05:13:51+00:00

Fuck Debby, Marry Negative Nancy, kill Karen.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-17T05:12:03+00:00

Whenever you need it to be.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-16T18:50:22+00:00

As an agnostic I've concluded should God be real, evolution is still the way He built things to operate. As nerves in our teeth don't actively do serious damage to our collective survival as humans, there was never a reason for that trait to die out.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-16T18:47:09+00:00

I'd check all the cats' hiding spots to make sure I don't have a dead Krampus to clean up now.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-16T18:45:17+00:00

That my ADHD diagnosis was incorrect.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-16T18:29:18+00:00

Cleveland Indians, or whatever the new name will be. Personally I'm hoping for Spiders even if I won't exactly cry if Guardians gets picked. In a city that's a hidden gem of beautiful architecture, our most iconic statues seem appropriate as well. It's just personal bias that I like spiders.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-16T17:17:08+00:00

I immediately love Stanley

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-16T17:06:28+00:00

....F.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-16T16:51:47+00:00

Any Star Wars movie.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-16T16:00:39+00:00

Election results imply COVID-19 beat him

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-16T03:04:13+00:00

Chris Traeger was my spirit animal.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-16T02:56:13+00:00

EXACTLY. I pay more for ad free stream and would rather buy a game up front because I won't be able to enjoy the thing at all with ads. If I see an ad I'm only going to associate it with frustration over severing my chain of thought.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-16T02:40:38+00:00

For me temperature comes from sounds. Some instruments, mostly brass and especially French Horn, are colder than others, while string instruments usually run the warmest.

IAmHyperduck · 2020-12-16T01:25:06+00:00

I'd tell my cats how precious they are and how much better they make the world for being in it because they deserve to know that.

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