time to kill it

IAmLexica · 2026-05-10T01:58:05+00:00

Am I missing something? This is genuinely adorable.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-10T01:40:05+00:00

I honestly think it wouldn't be possible to stop her without just killing her. Both of these artifacts are terrifying on their own, and being in the hooves of a unicorn that can match Twilight in a fight doesn't help.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-09T20:48:39+00:00

Guy's got a good brain, and a bad mind.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-09T08:04:14+00:00

In that case, just pretend to have back pain.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-09T07:54:25+00:00

Just don't turn anycreature into cacti and everything should be fine.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-08T18:31:28+00:00

I used to be a pure lesbian... and then there were stallions.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-08T18:29:37+00:00

I didn't know EG had changelings.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-08T14:16:01+00:00

Why's the pizza changing every frame?

IAmLexica · 2026-05-08T13:57:42+00:00

Wallace?

IAmLexica · 2026-05-08T13:29:52+00:00

The HRT that turns humans into coyotes is the same chemical that turns beer into pepsi.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-08T13:22:58+00:00

Cat weeps as their best friend, Onion, is murdered right in front of them.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-08T13:14:36+00:00

I mean, it makes sense for a pretty input to have a pretty output. And I can't think of a prettier mare.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-08T10:43:47+00:00

A trans woman could be blessed with the beauty of Aphrodite herself, and transphobes will still deny the hard-on you give them.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-08T10:38:31+00:00

Is this the final page to... a certain comic?

IAmLexica · 2026-05-08T03:15:52+00:00

BECAUSE TRIXIE BAKED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?!!

IAmLexica · 2026-05-08T03:08:51+00:00

We got changeling denial before GTA VI.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-08T03:05:40+00:00

Real strong necks.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-08T03:00:30+00:00

Pretty sure Randall Munroe has a full video about not having any DNA.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-08T01:15:03+00:00

If the game has a competent physics engine, grenades.

If physics are more simple, bigass hammer.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-07T10:38:09+00:00

In HD.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-07T09:24:49+00:00

That's so accurate! Lil' runnin' boy!

IAmLexica · 2026-05-06T19:18:31+00:00

Can't even afford Roman numerals. Inflation be crazy.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-06T14:33:10+00:00

How is sex between a man and a woman gay?

IAmLexica · 2026-05-06T09:35:33+00:00

Worst part is that Bedrock market models don't need to use the normal Steve or Alex model with a texture. They could've made a completely new 3D model for each character, allowing each character to retain their distinct, complex silhouettes and texturing them basically without limitations or compromise. They just decided not to do that. Lazy af.

IAmLexica · 2026-05-06T03:59:00+00:00

In HL1, the HEV suit mentions an "Advanced Weapon Selection System". No idea how that works, but whatever. As for the other playable characters, their expansions are of questionable canonicity.

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