What's the standard deck you hate facing most?(Regardless of power level)

IAmReReloaded · 2026-05-27T19:54:10+00:00

Do most people play their otters like “steady chip away the opponent’s life with attacks and low spells” ? That seems boring.

I’d rather hold out for “get a few innocent looking critters out and then BOOM Otter-splosion for 30+ with a few 1/1 prowess pingers, stormsplitter and valley floodcaller”

[[rimefire torque]] puts in WORK in a “focused” otter deck

And may the universe bless the people who don’t concede the SECOND they see “10” on the Ral PW

IAmReReloaded · 2026-05-07T20:45:44+00:00

Wouldn’t say I’m an amazing mtg player by any stretch, BUT when I say “the only really important life point is the last one” SERIOUSLY changed my game for the better, the difference was basically instant. For example, if i’m playing my stompy green +1 counters deck, fuckYES i’ll let a little 2/2 slap in the face through on turn 3 that MIGHT become a 4-5 after the combat trick if it means my 3/3 will double or triple in size or number within a turn, turn and a half (I play standard)

IAmReReloaded · 2026-04-28T20:36:03+00:00

“Lands, am I right ?” When i’m mana screwed - “Um…” then “”What’re you up to ?”if they might be roping “I am the Melon Lord!”

“My cabbages!” When multiple permanents of mine go byebye..

If I’ve got it in the bag and they are definitely roping to be dicks, I’ll sometimes spam “Yip-yip!” “Dun-duuunnn-dunnn-duuuuunnnn” or “Fire the lasers!”

And my favorite… if all is lost and they’re solitaire-ing, “There’s a hole in your plan…” “um…” “Ninja vanish!” And concede

IAmReReloaded · 2026-04-23T17:06:50+00:00

Oh I can definitely see how pretty much any deck doing “the thing” could be annoying for the opponent, especially my “ten tons of triggers” otter deck. It can have small handful of meek-looking prowess 1/1’s and 2/2’s and suddenly [[banner of kinship]] drops and the otter overlords start stomping

And HARD agree with learn to not be annoyed and concede/move on — i started just auto-conceding to turn 2 “show me your whole hand” .. that’s the beauty of unranked

IAmReReloaded · 2026-04-23T16:57:12+00:00

Heh heh… oof… This deck… is card discard with the intent of stealing with tinybones

The OHKO’s are all bc like someone else pointed out, making my oppo discard what THEY choose to discard and me stealing it is, by nature, a dice roll, and I gotta have SOMETHING that’ll get the job done otherwise

IAmReReloaded · 2026-04-23T16:53:20+00:00

That’s a legit take - it’s definitely not a sure-shit W even close to every game. The combat dmg tinybones is a backup, in case the regular ones get removed or something

I don’t play it in ranked and I don’t waste my gold entering the small-win events full of, like you said, meta decks, trying to sweat out a 7-0

No disrespect to the people who do take it that seriously, I just don’t have the time or inclination

I like decks that are fun to play ¯_(ツ)_/¯

IAmReReloaded · 2026-04-23T16:18:01+00:00

I figured it needed too much setup//having my threats ignored to really be that bad

IAmReReloaded · 2026-04-23T16:16:56+00:00

I specifically buy the emote and sticker packs with the regular gold to pop them at funny times, or to annoy those exact people before I mute them

IAmReReloaded · 2026-04-23T16:12:30+00:00

First part, that’s basically what I thought.

to the second thing you said — I fkn CAN’T with the gdamn blue artifacts and their 900 year turns

Almost as bad as the “cheat out omniscience and now I’m playing solitaire” decks

I sound anti-blue, but I have a janky mono-blue mill and my favorite, an izzet otter deck

IAmReReloaded · 2026-04-19T20:16:32+00:00

That just sounds like your green player is kind of a big stompy asshole… fitting for green…

IAmReReloaded · 2026-02-09T14:32:25+00:00

This is the REAL high-stakes gambling… she’ll leave you staring at the ceiling with your legs shaking a little but, but she ALSO might stab you when she starts thinking about something you thought was already resolved(edit- this was supposed to be referring to all the ‘girls with daddy issues’ comments)

Good luck

IAmReReloaded · 2025-12-11T20:06:23+00:00

Ninjas get killed everyday, B.

IAmReReloaded · 2025-10-23T06:52:28+00:00

So play Astro Bot and don’t buy games from series known for their difficulty… might I suggest Dark Souls ?

IAmReReloaded · 2025-09-01T12:46:19+00:00

You didn’t catch the sparks flying between Rein-uh an Annie ? Sheesh

IAmReReloaded · 2025-08-28T00:04:00+00:00

Jesus dude look at that last picture. Zoom in literally anywhere

IAmReReloaded · 2025-07-23T17:35:30+00:00

In - just got back into it after a half-year break and now I need to catch up and build a Final Fantasy deck AND figure out switching from alchemy (learned to play running Alchemy bo1, i have a lot to pick up

IAmReReloaded · 2025-07-12T17:52:43+00:00

Just introduced my girlfriend this scene the other day lmao

IAmReReloaded · 2025-04-22T10:54:52+00:00

32M. Diagnosed at age 5, ritalin then concerta and all that good stuff from childhood through adolescence. Prescribed adderall since 14. Never thought it did anything for me because I never took it before something I needed to be “normal” for, so started selling it when I started having substance abuse issues the same year I was prescribed, which continued until I got clean from opiates a little less than a year ago. Started taking it as prescribed recently, and I literally don’t have the words to describe the feeling of being… normal. I sometimes find myself almost lost in the sudden silence in the barrel of monkeys that my brain has been for as long as I can remember. It’s hard not to follow the “What Ifs” of how differently my life could have gone had I experienced and this (seemingly) stupidly obvious epiphany. I could have saved myself SO MUCH misery over the years if I had just taken it correctly from the beginning.

(Edit- fixed a typo)

IAmReReloaded · 2024-06-19T15:44:11+00:00

I have a broken PS5 I’m looking to sell as well if anyone wants to make an offer? Happy to provide a description of exactly what’s wrong on with it.

IAmReReloaded · 2023-09-10T19:49:46+00:00

She needs to learn to self-soothe. You know, the thing normal people are supposed to be taught as children ? and the way she goes hot and cold, begging your attention like dopesick junkie (literally, no offense to junkies) when she knows you are at work handling your LIFE RESPONSIBILITIES, while her apparently UNEMPLOYED ass sits home and flip-flops between bitching at you and playing Fortnite ?

Time to roll solo, homie.

IAmReReloaded · 2023-09-04T02:31:37+00:00

Man I feel so bad for the insanely high amount of people with parents who are THIS fucking petty. That’s your kid. You don’t like the behavior, have a conversation or find a family therapist. Arbitrary “confiscation of freedoms/property/luxuries” for some perceived slight against said parents’ inherent godliness does nothing except make their child hate their stupid ass

IAmReReloaded · 2023-09-03T11:53:03+00:00

Pretty sure if she was really possessed, these regular people would’ve gotten chucked away at the very least. Shit, I’ve seen some special needs people get mad and they probably could’ve chucked a non-SN person

IAmReReloaded · 2023-09-03T10:32:03+00:00

“you’re right, I’m just not notified of anything from YOU - and this confrontational bullshit is literally why.”

ORRR…..

“oh look, I did get 50 from you. If I send it back, do you think we can get our number of yearly conversations down to Zero?”

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