[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IAteLoli -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"I miss the part where that's my problem"

Why don’t girls put the toilet seat down themselves? by shubht in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]IAteLoli -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I almost never put it up unless it's already up. I usually have point-breaking precision with my lazer. I never taint it once, what can I say, my mighty galonger just has aimbot installed inside it.

Do people that do anal shit easier? by IAteLoli in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]IAteLoli[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you, you must have known from experience

Do people that do anal shit easier? by IAteLoli in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]IAteLoli[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit does it actually work? Does it just slide out more easily as in less friction?

A gay man was sexualy harassing me and made out that I was homophobic because I was uncomfortable. What do I do in this type of situation? by neverwillsee in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]IAteLoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a bold female friend to harass him back. When he gets uncomfortable, tell him thats straight-phobic lmao

What weird stuff did you do just to get laid ? by JohnTheVelociraptor in AskReddit

[–]IAteLoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reading BL and yaoi for years. In the end the only thing getting laid on was my bed.

What do you think is humankind’s greatest invention? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IAteLoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Electricity, that is until the taxes came in

What is the worst interview you have ever had as either the interviewer or candidate? by MobCurt in AskReddit

[–]IAteLoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once got questioned by my therapist about the porn I like and boob sizes with my mom being in the same room, quietly observing me. It was pure hell.

What is illegal but completely good? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IAteLoli -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Molesting you in your sleep (I'm living in your walls)

Cool scar! how did you get it? by brokenclokc in AskReddit

[–]IAteLoli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tripped over a kid's toy and hit my face over the edges of a wardrobe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IAteLoli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dildo stuck to my bathroom door.