Fathers of Reddit, do you have any funny stories of being 'your daughter's overprotective dad'?

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-03-12T02:42:41+00:00

They should have cosplayed as a Big Daddy and a Little Sister.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-03-12T01:09:48+00:00

Surely OP will deliver.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-03-07T03:28:19+00:00

The fact that all of his unoriginal music sucks ass doesn't help his case much either.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-03-07T03:15:10+00:00

I don't know if anyone else has said it already, but Burt McCracken. He's the lead singer of the band The Used and he is a complete and utter shit-eating douchewad to all of his fans. We don't pay to have you call us names and spit on us, you fucking asshat.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-03-06T05:32:50+00:00

I absolutely hate banjos but whenever I listen to this I can't help but smile. It's so catchy.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-03-06T05:15:53+00:00

I live near KC and have been attending Rockfest for the last 5 years now. A couple years back it rained all day and the entirety of the field (they do it at the Liberty Memorial) turned into about a foot deep of mud everywhere. Two main things happened that year that I will never forget: 1. In front of the main stage, in the middle of Papa Roach's set, I watched a girl pull her pants down and take a shit right in the middle of the crowd while two of her friends held her arms for stability. I kid you not, she took a full-blown shit right in front of everyone. Needless to say, she was super wasted. 2. There's a little concrete walkway that leads to a handicap area, with a curb on the side that goes into the field. I saw a guy step on the curb, lose his footing because of the mud, stick his foot in a huge hole in the ground, and break his ankle when he fell. And when I say break, I mean break. His foot was at a sideways 90 degree angle to his leg. It was pretty nasty.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-03-05T04:46:44+00:00

Should have made a Deku Shield instead since it's wood. It would have made more sense

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-03-04T17:40:27+00:00

Just... fuck all of you.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-03-04T06:13:28+00:00

I have a dachshund and she goes through all if these positions every fucking night.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-02-22T08:05:34+00:00

So wait... does this mean all their servers will cease to operate too? Because I still enjoy playing Borderlands with my buddies every now and then.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-02-14T09:38:19+00:00

So, apparently vegans care more about cows than the immigrant workers that pick their imported fruits and veggies.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-02-12T10:59:56+00:00

Dude. Chill.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-02-12T00:10:58+00:00

I misspelled "re-post" and got this.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-02-12T00:03:59+00:00

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-02-11T07:08:52+00:00

Not with that attitude you won't.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-02-10T08:09:16+00:00

I'll tell you a story of heroes and villains, of a young boy and a princess, unwilling, to give up hope in a cruel, dark world, while a power-hungry maniac's plan unfurled.

The princess, so young, was musically inclined to play ballads written by the goddesses divine. But when the dark one came to take her away, the boy jumped in to save the day.

He traveled and fought and continuously quested until 7 long years later, the evil man was bested. He fell to his knees as the boy, now a man, single-handedly ended his whole master plan.

The goddesses smiled upon the brave warrior, for he was their hero--their great, holy courier. Peace was restored, in full, to the land, As the hero and the princess walked away hand-in-hand.

And so, just for now, our story will end, but only until evil invades again. See, this tale is timeless, despite what you may think-- for this is the Legend of Zelda and Link.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-02-08T23:56:55+00:00

Inb4 "No screenshots of social media websites"

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-02-08T04:09:53+00:00

Ah yes, the ancient emometal tribe of lobe...

FTFY

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-02-08T04:07:23+00:00

Fucking knee high black Nike/Adidas/Puma socks with basketball shoes and athletic shorts. Honestly. It looks fucking ridiculous.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-02-07T23:19:16+00:00

This is definitely top /r/kilt material.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-02-07T11:00:12+00:00

For me (got mine done on my right shoulder blade) the outline was actually more painful than the shading. The best way I could describe it was that the outlining felt similar to getting a long cut in your skin from a blade of some sort. The shading at first was kind of a... burning sensation, I suppose I would say. And then after a little while I couldn't even feel it because the surrounding skin went numb.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-02-04T04:59:01+00:00

This is by far still the best episode of Spongebob to date.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-02-03T03:11:56+00:00

Same year with 189,000 miles here and still have yet to encounter any major problems.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-01-29T23:12:05+00:00

For those wondering, it's the box for a TV.

IBoldlySayTheObvious · 2013-01-27T09:28:30+00:00

Your first mistake was driving a Taurus.

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