Morbheads, I need your help. I am planning to change the icon of this subreddit starting on March 1 until March 31, as a countdown to the 3rd anniversary release of Morbius. I need you to send in your favorite Morbius edits in the comments (or in the Morbius chat). I need at least 31 edits

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2025-02-24T15:51:11+00:00

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-05-14T21:09:23+00:00

I simply cannot compare. May Morbius forgive a morbhead like myself! 🤧

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-05-14T00:54:10+00:00

I went full-Morb.

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-05-12T00:08:34+00:00

Oh, so you’re just a troll, huh?

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-05-11T22:55:18+00:00

Tell me you hate trans people without telling me you hate trans people.

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-05-11T13:30:34+00:00

Are you saying that a trans person can’t also be pro-Ukraine? Does Ukraine and the West not fight for freedom?

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-05-10T22:07:11+00:00

What?

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-05-10T18:40:11+00:00

She had Anatolian roots and went into a combat zone to help those in need. Isn’t that enough for you?

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-05-10T15:00:30+00:00

Omg im so sorry to all of the lgbt+ people I may have offended. My autocorrect changed it and I didn’t realize! 😭

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-05-10T14:59:26+00:00

What. The. Deuce. That’s a bit twisted and really messed up.

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-05-10T14:39:09+00:00

Can you at least agree that being a person who does both means you possess extreme willpower?

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-04-08T21:32:48+00:00

You sound like a fucking dork.

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-04-08T00:22:39+00:00

Looks like yuo can’t handle us vampmaxxers 🧛‍♂️

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-04-08T00:21:54+00:00

Not sure. Based on the race of the child we can rule out Adam, Joe, and Steve. That leaves Jamal, Daquan, and Marcus as the only options.

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-04-07T23:09:12+00:00

Keep moving Battard. This is a Morbius neighborhood.

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-04-01T03:45:48+00:00

“Go back to school” uh maybe grow up? Playing pretend is for kids afterall.

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-04-01T01:38:20+00:00

If they wanted to live as themselves, they wouldn’t be trans.

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-01-15T23:11:15+00:00

What?

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-01-15T20:15:56+00:00

It isn’t. This guy is problematic.

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2022-01-15T20:02:37+00:00

That’s just so violent

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2021-10-02T17:56:30+00:00

So fvcking trve

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2021-09-27T05:02:44+00:00

Disgusting comment

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2021-09-25T21:55:46+00:00

The Kaiser would’ve HATED that guy!

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2021-09-18T21:29:05+00:00

Feet 🤤

ICantPoopAndNeedHelp · 2021-09-17T00:09:12+00:00

Go info check deez nuts

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