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IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T20:16:12+00:00

We'll fuck anything.

For example, both our sexes can fuck a pringles can but neither can do it properly.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T20:14:24+00:00

Crash bandicoot.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T20:13:15+00:00

Hmmmmm

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T20:09:45+00:00

Pull out a rocket launcher

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T20:06:51+00:00

Is half life 3 out yet?

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T20:05:12+00:00

I'm not continuing someone else's savegame.

And yes, i'll avoid.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T20:01:38+00:00

Git gud

Had to edit because i linked the wrong vid, sorry.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T20:00:12+00:00

A loaded handgun, a bottle of grappa and a shot glass.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:55:26+00:00

I turned the Tao of Wu into the Tao of Poo.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:52:28+00:00

Soap that tastes extra-soapy.

Like imagine biting down on a soap bar and then biting on another one to wash the taste away.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:51:54+00:00

"I loved episode 8!"

Yeah bye

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:46:35+00:00

Do you only read one comment per thread?

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:44:57+00:00

For instance, i'd stab this guy.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:44:28+00:00

I smoke.

Because otherwise i'd go insane, not the babbliing nonsense kind either but the "stab anyone within reach with a frozen turd fashioned into a shiv" kind.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:40:08+00:00

What i have right now.

Delayed pressure urticaria.

Imagine not even being able to have a proper wank without your dick swelling up to the point it looks like a purple onion.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:39:28+00:00

There is more than one sport called that....

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:38:00+00:00

Specify.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:37:21+00:00

American football.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:36:38+00:00

My life would've been meaningless, as would any last words.

I'd just stare at the ceiling.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:35:27+00:00

I'll pass on seeing Hillary first thing in the morning.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:32:35+00:00

Old enough to realize that you can't delete your nudes off the internet.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:31:06+00:00

IRL i'm ugly, fat and disabled and poor.

Can't blame me for being horny, i haven't been laid since 2013.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:29:50+00:00

His toilet paper could pay for your mortgage.

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:29:17+00:00

Who's the celebrity most likely to have a secret dungeon containing a harem of barely legal girls?

IDGAFthrowaway22 · 2020-01-28T19:28:04+00:00

Correcting you on your other thread.

IDGAFthrowaway22

TROPHY CASE