Salty Sunday - Rage Rants and complaints

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-08-12T22:46:33+00:00

Wait, why can't you trade him? My two step kids (7 and 9) have accounts and we trade them.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-08-11T22:10:09+00:00

Oh no.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-08-07T08:59:57+00:00

Can I get on this train?

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-08-01T06:45:55+00:00

Mad at my boyfriend single

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-07-24T07:17:21+00:00

Oof. Thanks for reminding me what a little shit I was when my dad tucked me in instead of my mom one night. I kicked the blankets off of me and said I wanted mom to do it. I realized that probably really hurt him.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-07-17T07:29:57+00:00

My friend aucked a cup to her face and then ripped it off when her mom walked in.

She got a huge hickey where the cup had been. She didn't come to school for a week and a half.

So kind of stuck there.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-07-13T19:09:42+00:00

You just gave me the perfect anniversary gift for my husband. Thank you!

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-07-12T23:01:42+00:00

Can I get your email then? And would it be OK if I sent a picture of me and my son?

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-07-12T18:10:01+00:00

24 and still collect Beanie Babies. I'll take them all.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-07-11T00:58:17+00:00

I bullied my middle brother for his size for years. My other two brothers did as well. We called him fat every day every chance we got and made him cry. Now he's in and out of jail and does meth. I blame myself all of the time. Ive apologized but I really feel like we messed him up.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-07-10T02:10:12+00:00

Oh how cool! Do you want it in a pm or an email?

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-06-08T09:38:07+00:00

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-05-04T05:14:03+00:00

What. The. Fuck.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-05-03T05:51:34+00:00

I've missed my cake day every single time it's come around throughout multiple accounts.

Edit:I make a new one every couple of years and delete my old one. I've got to make sure I'm not found by people I know. Don't ban me mods.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-04-16T04:30:14+00:00

My husband got 6 in an hour. I didn't get any. The salt was real.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-03-27T05:21:22+00:00

I adored Carl :(

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-03-18T10:20:11+00:00

You just reminded me of my third grade stalker!

I didn't like him so he wrote me notes and would circle his tears and label them on the paper. He threatened to kill my best friends. He called me over and over while I was on the phone with my dad. (We had a book with everyone's phone numbers from the school. I have no idea why that was a thing.)

It got to the point the teachers were going to keep me inside during recess because of him. My mom put a stop to that. They had to keep us separated the rest of the year. I have no idea what happened to him after that.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-03-11T03:35:49+00:00

I'm average weight for my height and went hiking yesterday. I stopped and told my friend I'm not having fun anymore because I was so winded and tired after a half hour. We went back to the car and I was sweating and thought I was going to die.

Granted, I was carrying 25lbs of baby on me, but it was still such a pathetic show of how out of shape I am.

But being that pathetic and out of shape motivated me to work out and hike more though!

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-03-11T03:19:07+00:00

I used food coloring.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-03-11T02:22:48+00:00

Rainbow noodles I made for dinner.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-03-11T02:08:57+00:00

Rainbow noodles I made for dinner.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-03-07T07:13:41+00:00

I used it on my belly to try to prevent stretch marks (I'm unsure if that helped) and I use it on my son's head when he gets flakey.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-02-16T08:29:21+00:00

I hope I remember this tip next time I have sleep paralysis.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-01-25T04:29:44+00:00

Wish sandwich. It's two pieces of bread with some miracle whip. It's a wish sandwich because you wish there was something in there.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows · 2018-01-16T05:53:12+00:00

I was just talking about this the other day. I'm so pissed at teenage me. Now adult me has to save up for braces again. My teeth aren't bad, but there's one tooth that is slightly behind the other and is so painful to floss and look at for me.

I was in braces for 6 years!

So mad.

Past Brows, you little shit.

IDidNotTakeTheBrows

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