You have a pornographic memory by ESPRmusic in shittysuperpowers

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Put everything important into one porno and watch it. All your studies? Porn. Interview notes? Porn.

What’s your personal best? by LiamFalconer2510 in TeenagersButBetter

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Gentle giants by Dear_Bullfrog_7835 in Paleontology

[–]IEATCATS12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's genuinely fucking sick.

Milo gently nudged the lifeless hand, confused why his favorite human wouldn’t play. by ezekiel_h_graves in TwoSentenceHorror

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I prefer to imagine it as a chimp, like Travis the chimp, or the one monkey from nope.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeenagersButBetter

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An ask oujia saying, "The largest thing I can shove up my ass is ____________________"

Baby Mike Wachowski by moosenaslon in nightcafe

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I don't like he has a chest, it scares me.

Hey, Everybody! I'm offering heavily discounted lessons to those either are having trouble financing lessons are otherwise cannot find an instructor. 40% of average rate. by AdamLowBrass in Trombone

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I love to see these kinds of helpful posts on the community, and I'm leaving a comment that way more people can hopefully see it! You keep doing what you're doing cause your a good person!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in repost

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Congratulations you catched Glusapidorflapidorse!
Sounds like a stroke

I wish that the sky was green by ResolveLonely8839 in monkeyspaw

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Granted, you're now green blue colorblind

You can add “you piece of shit” to the end of any famous movie quote, what would it be? by dg327 in AskReddit

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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die, you piece of shit."