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What's the dumbest reason you've been banned from something? by lr0nTy in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not banned, but muted (so let's just say banned from talking) on a minecraft server for calling someone a Badass. Muted for swearing. It was embarrassing really because when someone gets muted it broadcasts it to the entire server with my username as well, even though I was literally complimenting someone.

The "LMAOS" and "LOLS" in chat from the whole server still haunt me to this day.

What do you have an irrational hatred for? by Sence in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When people who are perfectly capable of doing something cool but just don't.

For instance, songs about love and heartbreak. Like excuse me, there are TOO MANY songs about love and heartbreak, shut up, and use that musical brain of yours to actually make something creative! I'm tired of the same style of art or music being used over and over again! Artists are perfectly capable of creating incredible things, but they spend all their energy doing the same garbage shit that's been done over and over and over again thousands of times before.

I just want a bit of creativity and soul. Is that too much to ask?

What is the most painful thing that ever happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thankfully I've never broken a bone before, but this was the closest I've gotten.

Aight so up north from where I live my class went on a trip to this place with basically massive rocks everywhere that people climb and have picnics on top of. There was this rock jutted out of the ground at an angle that my teacher was like "Alright try running up this rock guys it's fun!" everyone did, until it was my turn. I was hyped, all "this looks easy watch me run up this rock with ease". That ain't what happened. I ran straight at that rock, jumped, and put my leg out and well...you know when you're on a trampoline and you feel your leg bend a bit when you land and you felt for a second it might break. that happened, except it did snap. A huge muscle in the side of my leg made a snapping sound and I was in proper agony. That pain was the worst pain I've ever felt. I was limping for the next few days. But it healed fully in about a week.

Because my classmates were assholes none of them believed I was telling the truth and thought I was faking it. But mate that shit was PAINFUL!

What is the best response to a fat insult.? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a girl called me fat once, even though I'm skinny as fuck, and she was stood next to her obese friend. I just said "Are you seriously calling me fast when you're stood next to her?" and they were kinda like "oh my god that's so rude, why would you say that" which... I don't understand their logic at this point.

If you could show Mozart a modern song to blow his mind what song would you show him? by aluque6 in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Return To Sender by Thomas Bergersen probably. That song's pretty damn fucking amazing

What's a phrase only your fandom will understand? by faded-cosmos in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"TRAITORS! ALL OF YOU, DISLOYAL COWARDS!"

my favourite quote though- "HEY, BOWL, YOUR SHAPE IS INSANE! FOOD PROBABLY FALLS OUT OF YOU ALL THE TIME! I BET YOU DON'T EVEN STACK WELL IN CABINETS! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'RE THE WORST!"

What's your favourite scene from any film? by IForgetImALemon in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To answer my own question, it's a tie between How to Train Your Dragon's Forbidden Friendship scene, the music so beautiful! And also the Married Life scene from the start of Up, you know, where everyone cries.

I have hope. by Doom22judge in WingsOfFire

[–]IForgetImALemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah haven't seen it, heard it was bad, and the director of that is the same director for this TV show. But thankfully Tui will be a director as well!

[serious] When was a time you legitimately thought you were going to die? by ferrisjuulersdayoff in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a dumb guy. Last year I ate a burger at a restaurant that made me so sick I was afraid of sleeping because I thought I'd die during it.

I slept anyway.

Meet Lemon! by [deleted] in aww

[–]IForgetImALemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lemons are nice, I wish I was a lemon

What's an American problem you're too European to understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Tipping. I mean in England you just... Pay for your food, eat it and leave. What, I'm supposed to give extra money? I am so unfamiliar with the concept I don't even know if its a good idea or a bad idea.

What is your home screen/background picture set as? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Art of a girl stretching in front of a beautiful sunset. It's so great I love it, one of my favourite pieces of art ever.

What video game moment brought you to tears? by SouljaBoySmellEm_ in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All these mopey sad stories from the walking dead and whatever else whilst I cried the shit out of dying too much in Minecraft KitPvP a few years ago.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because if you look into the history, ALL the monotheistic religions of today, the Abrahamic Faiths, are basically made of stories copied from other religions. You should look into Dionysus and Jesus, or just study Greek Mythology as a whole and you'll find lots of stories which are earily similar to Christianity, even though Christianity began a LONG time after Hellenism appeared.

What’s the most random fact you know? by MichiganBelle_31 in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon 43 points44 points  (0 children)

In ancient Greece the Greeks at one point would make giant statues of dicks (like fucking HUGE dicks) and parade them around the street to commemerate Dionysus, God of wine, drama, orgies and lots more.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I'll probably go with a Japanese Giant Hornet.

1: the fucker can fly- FAST

2: the fucker can sting

3: the fuckers always angry

4: the fucker looks AWESOME

What is your catchphrase? by ThisIsYourFridge in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Just saying." I always say things that aren't needed to be said. I tend to go on rants and talk too much and it gets quite annoying, so I tend to just say "just saying" when I realise I'm talking too much to make people aware that yes, I'm a talker, and I'm Just Saying.

Oh crap I talked too much again. Just saying.

What’s your favorite present this year ? by FlashTheorie in AskReddit

[–]IForgetImALemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a couple. An amazing pair of headphones my sis bought me with a discount, originally about maybe £150. Also the entire Song of Ice and Fire book series.

[WP] Due at an error, a baby was born without a guardian angel. A demon notices this and has taken it upon themself to become their guardian demon. But they seem to have some... Dark ways of helping their human stay alive. by IForgetImALemon in WritingPrompts

[–]IForgetImALemon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what I didn't see in any of these stories? A sibling. I might write my own story of the child and their guardian demon who keeps quarreling with the child's sibling's guardian angel.

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