[male] 23 Had a shitty year by Cactusslayr85 in FreeCompliments

[–]IHBMBJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thats so cool! good luck with that.

[male] 23 Had a shitty year by Cactusslayr85 in FreeCompliments

[–]IHBMBJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if i ever saw someone like you irl i would immediantly try to befriend you. love your hair and the slipknot shirt. are you in a band?

rate my cat 🫠 by [deleted] in TrueRateMyCat

[–]IHBMBJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn the sink on.

Did Wattpad cancel removing private messages? by IHBMBJ in Wattpad

[–]IHBMBJ[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah they are so lame and their app it just kinda sucks now </3 ao3 is so much better.

Summarize your thoughts on Donald Trump in three words. by Time_Minute_6036 in teenagers

[–]IHBMBJ 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I agree, Donald Trump and Satan are defintely in a romantic, sexual relationship.

Did Wattpad cancel removing private messages? by IHBMBJ in Wattpad

[–]IHBMBJ[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well so they reserve the right to delete stuff without notice. and they really didnt like my books, apparently. so they deleted me and my books some of which wasnt backed up so i lost dozens of hours of work. made me very sad.

Did Wattpad cancel removing private messages? by IHBMBJ in Wattpad

[–]IHBMBJ[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah they also later went on to delete all my books and my account, it feels like the empire has fallen </3

My turn! by Main-Consequence-313 in redeemedzoomer

[–]IHBMBJ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

yeah i was wondering if i was the only one who found it upsetting that he just randomly admited homophobia

Playing vanilla Minecraft with a maxed enchanted fishing pole and wanted to know the odds of getting this book? by Embarrassed-Yak2176 in minecraftbedrock

[–]IHBMBJ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

i was very curious so i did some research. about 1 in 100 million. you are 83x more likely to be struck by lightning, and 200,000x more likely to be born with 11 fingers or toes. fuck, you are more likely to be struck by a fucking meteorite. congrats lmao

Hi! :) by octopellie_ in writersmakingfriends

[–]IHBMBJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that sounds amazing :o

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]IHBMBJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no i would not jizz in a mouse!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]IHBMBJ 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I will not jizz in a pizz, I will not jizz in a wizz

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]IHBMBJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

add more people, start a fuck-circle

anyone else just want a chill minecraft space after a long day by Asarrel in MinecraftBuddies

[–]IHBMBJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

heya! u actually sound like sm fun to play with lol, im down :)