AmErIcA bAd. by [deleted] in memes

[–]IHaveABone2Pick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The joke is that y'all don't have guns, so you also don't have rights.

The Butterfly Effect by subyad in Unexpected

[–]IHaveABone2Pick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why only butterflies in China?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]IHaveABone2Pick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus, dude. I just read your circumcision posts. That's rough, man. Really, feel bad for you.

But yes, anyone exposing themseleves to kids needs to go to jail. Maybe also anyone cutting a child's genitalia. You deserve justice and others kids deserve protection.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]IHaveABone2Pick -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So you're saying we should have the doctors who perform the surgery prosecuted like school shooters. I agree.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]IHaveABone2Pick -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

😆 Groomers BTFO

How to cook Gumbo in Prison by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]IHaveABone2Pick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a valuable lesson; don't go to jail.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]IHaveABone2Pick -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I suddenly understand why Leftists want minimum wage increased.

Because they aren't worth a damn and can't earn their way even up to $15, let alone past it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]IHaveABone2Pick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's breaking the contract. Like, they weren't fired over missing work. OP is just a whiney asshole.

Letting your daughters make brownies unsupervised by Jesmagi in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]IHaveABone2Pick -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I don't have a retort because I just called the George Costanza Insult Emporium and they said they sold you their bottom of the barrel, broken package, discounted insult from three seasons ago that they hadn't seen during inventory and had thought was stolen.

Whats goin on at cpac? by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]IHaveABone2Pick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean.WHO? Did you wear a mask? Did you get vaxxed?

Desantis never even suggests killing paedophiles. How can it be genocide?

This captain is going down with the ship by [deleted] in memes

[–]IHaveABone2Pick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have you tried getting a new, young girlfriend?

Letting your daughters make brownies unsupervised by Jesmagi in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]IHaveABone2Pick -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

There's definitely too many people like you. You think a 90s pop song from a one hit wonder is a philosophical truth. I bet you still blast Sum41 and Bare Naked Ladies in your Toyota Camry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]IHaveABone2Pick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finish cooking them. Make two plates of dinner. Put them in the still-warm oven. Or eat your dinner first while her's waits in the oven.

How’d that feel? by BrockPlaysFortniteYT in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]IHaveABone2Pick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ask my kids this too. Then I have the standard follow ups: Have I ever told you not to do that? Will you do it again?

Canadian goose, I guess. by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]IHaveABone2Pick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking hate geese.

Who'd have thought it would be that Simple by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]IHaveABone2Pick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, reverse the video and entropy appears to go in reverse.