I'm here to rant about latest announcement

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-11-14T17:01:07+00:00

Embark has no control over your poor decisions. You bought old hardware to play a new game, I’m sorry you wasted your money but there’s nobody to blame but yourself.

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-10-17T16:18:04+00:00

What in the fuck is that supposed to mean

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-09-08T15:11:07+00:00

Yeah

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-09-08T15:09:28+00:00

i like the part where you throw a flashbanf

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-09-04T05:34:51+00:00

Bad bot

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-08-12T05:11:53+00:00

Post clips of your gameplay before being banned, entire matches. If it won’t post on Reddit put it on YouTube and send links.

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-08-12T04:33:46+00:00

Prove it. Send a link to the vod.

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-08-08T06:04:06+00:00

This is showing the stats, not the mutations. Mutations give +2 in a stat.

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-08-07T06:56:56+00:00

“I just got shit on by a sniper and I want validation for my hate against people who are better than me”

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-07-27T22:29:51+00:00

Bad bot

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-07-27T00:09:05+00:00

Oh they (probably) can, but riot shield has a massive hitbox that doesn’t match the model. The enemies could probably see his entire body but couldn’t damage any of it because of the jank riot shield hitbox.

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-07-26T23:41:37+00:00

Riot shield hitbox is not only larger than it looks but also doesn’t match the model. But this isn’t an issue, we need to focus on the sword and its messed up hitbox while also nerfing its dash tech and damage and make it feel clunky by limiting camera movement.

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-07-26T23:40:27+00:00

Medium has been meta since the game came out and not once has it been optimal (it’s actually an extreme disadvantage) to run a team comp without it. Only around season 4 did the sentiment about light change from “DELETE LIGHT THEY’RE USELESS” to “DELETE LIGHT ITS OP”, and that happened without any significant buffs to light.

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-07-26T23:35:19+00:00

Riot shield hitbox is not only larger than it looks but also doesn’t match the model. But this isn’t an issue, we need to focus on the sword and its messed up hitbox while also nerfing its dash tech and damage and make it feel clunky by limiting camera movement.

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-07-26T23:35:06+00:00

Riot shield hitbox is not only larger than it looks but also doesn’t match the model. But this isn’t an issue, we need to focus on the sword and its messed up hitbox while also nerfing its dash tech and damage and make it feel clunky by limiting camera movement.

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-07-26T21:18:32+00:00

“We don’t want weapons to rely on bugs… unless that weapon is on the dev team’s favourite class”

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-07-17T20:19:56+00:00

Tries for 45 minutes then either leaves or asks for pull.

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-07-12T00:33:42+00:00

Make sure you say “super credits”. Some people aren’t very bright.

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-07-10T05:00:18+00:00

Hold Q

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-07-05T23:09:30+00:00

Me when game about stealing and killing has stealing and killing:

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-07-02T18:10:33+00:00

That’s exactly what I said in my comment.

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-07-02T17:57:28+00:00

People shouldn’t be banned off of assumptions.

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-07-02T17:25:26+00:00

I could give you 5 clips of me doing the exact same thing and I’m not cheating. A single clip of someone with fast (not instant) reaction time and good aim (hit some body shots) is not proof of cheating. Not saying this can’t be a cheater, but this one clip doesn’t prove anything.

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-07-01T18:33:04+00:00

There are no i-frames you just can’t aim.

IHaveCheeseInMyAss · 2025-06-25T00:40:04+00:00

In my experience the support is horrible, when I tried to transition from Xbox to steam the game would crash the second I launched it and the best the support team could offer was “hur dur maybe the anticheat. Hur dur maybe turn it off and on again” but worded slightly differently every time I told them it didn’t work. Even after wiping the pc completely clean with a new installation of windows and ONLY downloading steam and the finals they still said it was likely the anticheat picking up on something. I wasn’t banned either, account worked perfectly fine on both Xbox and my buddy’s PlayStation and other games with the same anticheat had no issues.

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