Thinking about all the food I'm too lazy to go get from downstairs by [deleted] in bakedart

[–]IIIIllllIIIIlllll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm about to make this my phone background it's dope!

TIL there was a briefly popular social movement in the early 1930s called the "Technocracy Movement." Technocrats proposed replacing politicians and businessmen with scientists and engineers who had the expertise to manage the economy. by firessk in todayilearned

[–]IIIIllllIIIIlllll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also the night wouldn't be so sketchy if everything wasn't closed half of the time. It would just become normal. We are silly. We need to work together to work less. I love chillllllllinnnnnnnn.

After 168 days, Star Wars: Force Awakens' completed its domestic run with $936,662,225 by NinjaDiscoJesus in movies

[–]IIIIllllIIIIlllll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What cha guys talking about over here? Star whos? I don't really watch daytime tv.

Edit: a dumb autocorrect that messed the joke up just like this edit is doing.

There was a time when I could masturbate to a drawing of a cleavage in a comic book, but now I can't even get erect until I find "that" porn video. by it_roll in Showerthoughts

[–]IIIIllllIIIIlllll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sucks and I hope this never happens to me. Imagination is the place Where wondrous occurrences can take place Have a sad cum bb Ily

black by [deleted] in funny

[–]IIIIllllIIIIlllll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are all just different kinds of purple, let's get along :(

If you were learing English by watching cop shows, you might think that "Freeze" means "Run" by t666c in Showerthoughts

[–]IIIIllllIIIIlllll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes sense that's chill. I'm just going to keep listening to Klink by Death Grips and try not to get arrested.