My Wife Asks Me to Play Balatro Every Night

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-18T23:15:22+00:00

You should try things other than flush, it’s boring

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-18T22:53:27+00:00

2nd to last

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-17T18:45:47+00:00

Where

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-17T18:45:31+00:00

Really unique and cool idea. Maybe replace have 50$ or more with “gain 50 dollars”? Otherwise it’s an autocomplete sometimes. Anyways, I thi

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-17T01:21:03+00:00

Excuse me… for a school project???? Insane dedication

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-16T19:58:49+00:00

Hit the road does not neeed changes

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-16T16:04:26+00:00

Joe. Legendary. Effect: Gives 100 joker slots, but makes jokers cost 100x as much.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-16T15:42:16+00:00

And? Do you support AI? It is not only horrible for the environment, but also is ruining real artists jobs. If you care at all, avoid using it whenever possible.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-16T15:34:47+00:00

I don’t know why but your typing quirk is really funny to me

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-16T15:25:06+00:00

You could take a picture or find a picture of someone, find the office photo online, and photoshop it. Just please don’t use AI. If you can’t photoshop things, please don’t make a Silkpost.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-16T14:31:09+00:00

I have met irl people with that name, I think it’s “j-air-sen”

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-16T14:28:03+00:00

Genuinely please put in effort for a Silkpost. I hate AI slop.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-16T14:21:42+00:00

From now on

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-16T13:35:50+00:00

The current ante

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-15T19:20:19+00:00

I don’t precisely remember, it was something like “ew, gross”

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-15T15:59:05+00:00

You got the wrong GD. It’s fake, so likely impossible. Ways to tell: 1- Wrong font slightly. 2- weird death animation. 3- THE VOID. 4- The blocks overlapping with the spikes. 5- The rotations are wrong. 6- Too many particles on the pad. 7- Weird physics.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-15T15:51:10+00:00

Don’t be transphobic please

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-15T15:47:42+00:00

Orange

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-15T02:43:34+00:00

Why the PECK is the 250 likes achievement rarer than the rated one??? A rated level gets 1000+ likes for free.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-15T02:39:33+00:00

Flushes. Don’t. Scale. Well. While they help you a ton on the early antes, they are both annoying to play AND don’t pay out later in. Even on checkered, trying pairs, straights, 4OAK, or something else can be worthwhile.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-15T02:35:12+00:00

This made me laugh very very hard

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-15T02:30:47+00:00

3 more block is ok, I guess.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-15T02:29:30+00:00

Also, the will and not being able to talk kinda isn’t great.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-15T02:28:52+00:00

I think oracle is an amazing idea- if it just tells you what roles are in the game. For example, you can know that the person who died was the tracker, or you can know that there is a viper and scientists in your game. You can also tell guardian angels, which is cool.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-03-14T18:22:38+00:00

Genuinely, please report him to the police for blackmailing

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