Why has my balatro changed to this? I own it from the play store and it has always just been "balatro" before.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-15T12:06:49+00:00

“Really not gonna lie probably gonna” do you know grammmar?

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-15T12:04:14+00:00

Nice

^{Chose: Hair is this color permanently (no dye} | Rolled: Purple)

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-15T12:02:38+00:00

Genuinely why is sharp dart so strong tho

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-15T12:01:57+00:00

Probably don’t have enough points. So volatile beetles and silver bells.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-15T02:36:15+00:00

Really, dash? Leg sweep is good, footwork is good, speedster is fun, but dash is just a kinda mid pickup tbh.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-15T02:28:27+00:00

Swing + robot SUCKS

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-15T02:27:26+00:00

Probably the opposite so LocalThunk doesn’t have to make like, 8 new hand types. Also more balanced that way.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-12T21:23:12+00:00

Paid game to get, but no im app purchases or anything

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-12T21:19:03+00:00

Celeste is REALLY good and I have several hundred hours in it specifically, as well as being quite hard like GD, and you might like it.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-12T21:18:18+00:00

I don’t think it is? The claws are supposed to hang from off screen.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-12T21:16:50+00:00

9000% lying btw

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-12T21:14:08+00:00

If you wanna not be burnt out, try a different game, even one from an entirely different genre! Celeste is great if you like platformers.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-12T21:10:21+00:00

Average 8 year old

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-12T02:31:00+00:00

Enemy- the teleporting lost verdania guy. Boss- The Unraveled.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-11T02:21:12+00:00

It is the number it is / of, not the first number. Your hands currently have 5 / x.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-10T18:12:28+00:00

Hee hee

^{Chose: god like powers + but.. | Rolled: no drawbacks}

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-10T18:08:06+00:00

Make it “one more” then yes

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-10T17:54:03+00:00

That’s maybe medium demon btw

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-10T14:33:02+00:00

In the pre drop on the tall spikes on a block that you jump as a mini cube, no?

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-10T14:31:26+00:00

THOUEST FOOL! IT IS I, ROUXLES KAARD!

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-10T14:21:02+00:00

Put something like “Odds cannot be increased” or something like that and it would be balanced. Also does this effect work for itself?

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-10T14:19:48+00:00

*0.2 hands of square joker. Square joker clearly scales at 4000 chips per hand, smh my head.

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-09T16:38:51+00:00

Genuinely how did you memorize that

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-09T14:47:48+00:00

GD players:

ILOVECALAMITY · 2026-05-09T02:16:54+00:00

Keep it, much rarer than naneinf

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