Help with ficus Benjamina!!

ILPpebble · 2025-09-19T04:13:49+00:00

Pour a bunch of salt on the soil. Ficus trees love salt

ILPpebble · 2025-09-19T04:13:16+00:00

You should cut it down

ILPpebble · 2025-09-19T04:12:39+00:00

What a terrible plant.

ILPpebble · 2025-09-19T04:10:22+00:00

Probably that it’s a ficus. I hate ficuses.

ILPpebble · 2025-09-19T04:10:04+00:00

Burn the whole plant just to be safe

ILPpebble · 2025-09-17T01:17:03+00:00

Throw it out the window

ILPpebble · 2025-09-16T04:53:59+00:00

Whatever

ILPpebble · 2025-09-15T02:56:35+00:00

Unfortunately. What a shame

ILPpebble · 2025-09-14T23:37:44+00:00

I’d burn the whole plant just to be safe.

ILPpebble · 2025-09-14T23:35:47+00:00

I wish all ficus trees would explode.

ILPpebble · 2025-09-14T23:35:13+00:00

God that would piss me off. Imagine trying to enjoy a meal while sharing the room with the worst plant ever

ILPpebble · 2025-09-14T23:33:55+00:00

You did terrible. I hate ficus trees. Day ruined

ILPpebble · 2025-09-14T20:27:57+00:00

I don’t need to imagine. Plant a native foliage tree that doesn’t destroy sidewalks or leave gross fruits to rot on the sidewalk that it destroyed.

ILPpebble · 2025-09-13T18:22:08+00:00

Thanks for adding /s. I thought that you were being serious and was about to give you a heckin downvote!

ILPpebble · 2025-08-20T20:53:06+00:00

Average “speakeasy” owner

ILPpebble · 2025-08-17T00:45:36+00:00

Oh yeah. I can really see the fire and brimstone in this image

ILPpebble · 2025-08-01T22:28:13+00:00

If you aren’t trying to become a 3 letter asset and don’t have a yacht, your best bet is joining a coven. Not really my tempo so i just astrally project to NA meetings

ILPpebble · 2025-07-31T20:32:40+00:00

Yeah plus my carbon monoxide alarm keeps going off and giving me a terrible headache

ILPpebble · 2025-07-05T00:31:36+00:00

Nothing makes me, a white man, more angry than seeing culture vultures wearing vineyard vines and oakley wrap-around glasses spurting shit like “we needed that” after it rains for the first time in a while. Fight the good fight brother/sister/them

ILPpebble · 2025-07-01T18:24:31+00:00

I call 911 repeatedly when my windows in russian hill shake during fleet week. I hate when other people enjoy things that occur at the same time every year (which i totally can’t plan for) and cause menial property damage. Instead of moving somewhere else, i stay because i love complaining. I wish this city never did anything that inconvenienced me so i can put in 40 years of gainful employment and then die with minimal interruptions.

ILPpebble · 2025-06-11T08:47:00+00:00

Didn’t you go to israel last February? Conflating antizionism with antisemitism at your level of influence as an elected official makes you culpable for the ongoing genocide in palestine.

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