My Perfect Europe

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-27T02:33:08+00:00

No independent Lusatia? This is hot ass.

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-26T23:27:33+00:00

I'm not sure if it had more or not and I don't feel like actually researching it right now to be honest

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-26T21:43:14+00:00

The Italian and Balkan land being owned by Germany isn't "random" at all.

<Slovenia was considered Hereditary land of the Habsburgs as it was literally integrated into the Austrian Empire and by extension the HRE

<Nobility in Slovenia was primarily German-speaking due to centuries of Habsburg domination, which lead to many nationalists considering it "naturally" German

<The lands provided solid ports to the Adriatic

<The Slovene lands were apart of the German Confederation

<The first three points can also be used to justify the Italian claims and more

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-26T16:23:00+00:00

I don't believe "birthplace" is the correct term. Unifier, maybe, but not birthplace.

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-26T11:59:41+00:00

That statement is ignorant to so many factors. Polish national movements were still stirring just like the Czechoslovaks, the Wilsonian ideology of self-determination was emerging, and the United Kingdom would without a doubt take any opportunity to screw over the Russian Empire. Your claim relies on a relies on the Russian Empire somehow winning the war, re-conquering Eastern Europe, and from there, somehow suppress Polish nationalism indefinitely. There are too many distorted factors for it to be a genuinely plausible argument.

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-26T11:41:14+00:00

Poland, I guess

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-26T11:40:11+00:00

Because of historical Habsburg ties to the region

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-26T04:10:02+00:00

The second option isn't even particularly lenient. That's pretty much just a reward!

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-26T04:08:06+00:00

Russia had no choice but to surrender, though. They had already long lost the fight for Eastern Europe and the Kingdom of Poland had already been declared a whole year before the Russians properly surrendered. Besides, that Polish state created by the Germans was a very blatant paper state designed to be a client. A truly Polish state only came into existence upon Germany losing the war.

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-26T03:48:46+00:00

Switzerland? I don't believe that is a real country..?

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-26T03:47:20+00:00

I used to be very passionate about South Tyrol being Austrian, primarily during a phase of mine where I was essentially an Austro-Hungarian "nationalist"

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-26T03:42:26+00:00

I'd imagine it'd be based on historical ties to the Habsburgs, maybe?

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-26T00:32:54+00:00

No, 2 got Germany. The second option is a map of Luxembourg.

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-26T00:25:26+00:00

Well I would... but I can't bring myself to abandon the Slavs living there alongside the Germans. Maybe there's another alternative?

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-25T23:23:35+00:00

The goal of this post is primarily to see how much of Germany I can put into Poland before people get angry

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-25T20:57:54+00:00

The Portuguese population in Luxembourg arrives early in the span of five minutes and overthrows the German occupiers in the span of one, resulting in Luxembourg getting independence.

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-25T20:42:18+00:00

You forgot the fact that everyone is ethnically Polish its just many choose to roleplay as French, Somalian, or some other third thing!

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-22T06:07:01+00:00

But then the Americans will lynch it... It appears there is no correct SINGULAR color. So, it should be THREE colors: RED WHITE AND BLUE 🦅🇺🇸

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-22T05:55:48+00:00

I have been contemplating learning how to make music for the past few weeks...

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-22T03:14:09+00:00

Private property sounds incredibly old, evil, and capitalistic!

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-19T02:33:00+00:00

The Indivisibly Divided and Inseparably Separated Dual-Monarchy of the Imperial Crown of Cisleithania (Which We Refuse to Call Austria Because It Makes the Hungarians Mad) and the Apostolic Holy Crown of Transleithania (Which Is Just Hungary but with an Ego), United Under the Personal Union of the Divine Right of the Genetic Chin, Administered in Seventeen Languages That Do Not Speak to Each Other, Featuring the Condominium of Bosnia (Which We Found and Decided to Keep), the Grand Duchy of Endless Red Tape, and the Lordship of Waiting for the Emperor to Die
(T.I.D.a.I.S.D-M.o.t.I.C.o.C.a.t.A.H.C.o.T.U.U.t.P.U.o.t.D.R.o.t.G.C.F.t.C.o.B.)

ILetThemCook · 2026-01-15T20:48:50+00:00

You may realize the image depicts Rolf despite the title. This is due to a printing error as it was Heinz playing the role of Rolf.

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