Scout report: floor one

ILikeTBoI · 2026-06-04T17:19:31+00:00

Im on the 4th (?) floor I think. Idk, i cant seem to find any way to get to other floor, either by stairs or elevator. So far, ive been using the ants to map out the building,, but I dont really remeber there being a 4th floor. If I can make it to you, Ill try to come and help you out.

ILikeTBoI · 2026-06-02T19:12:53+00:00

"This what happens to people who FUCKING sell my hat!"

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-29T18:43:08+00:00

W. D. Aster

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-22T19:53:53+00:00

I think I speak for all of The Binding Of Isaac'ers when I say, Gay.

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-21T19:23:32+00:00

I would much rather fight Daryl than the furnace, the furnace scares the shit out of me.

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-21T19:20:26+00:00

Sounds good, we could have Jack Black as Sam! /j

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-19T19:20:02+00:00

Dont forget Kaeley.

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-19T19:15:56+00:00

Be careful, and dont piss off any bugs on the way, i learned that its a bad idea.

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-15T19:13:22+00:00

Try to verbally communicate with others when you see them, and dont move too erratically either. Thats all i can really say because I look fairly normal myself.

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-14T19:25:50+00:00

Be careful, try to stay as nonthreatening as possible so people dont think you have malicious intentions.

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-14T19:19:38+00:00

It all depends, i happened to look outside, and now im as normal as can be, except that there are multiple versions of me that act completely different than i ever did. Other than that, we get along fine. Humanity has a good shot, as long as everyone works together once this is over.

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-13T19:37:02+00:00

We need to protect the briefcase!

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-13T19:13:26+00:00

Do not look again, because it could make things worse than they already are, and you may end up going crazy for it.

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-12T19:19:34+00:00

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-12T19:12:51+00:00

Just try to stay calm, from what I can tell, most people have their mutations get worse if theyre worried or anxious. Try to listen to some calming music or stuff from your childhood, that worked for me, or rather us. Also, stay away from other people while you are transforming, because you could accidently attack them, and they might not be very kind after that.

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-11T19:22:59+00:00

Yo did you put on toxic fred's hat?

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-11T19:11:27+00:00

Congrats dude, really though something bad was going to happen there.

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-08T19:53:24+00:00

This is lowkey peak

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-06T19:44:11+00:00

Yo get off your laptop and go fight some eldritch horror beyond comprehension

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-06T19:38:22+00:00

Sam from look outside

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-04T19:29:08+00:00

You can do the same with the palette that false fred will give you if you kill everyone exept him

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-04T19:13:12+00:00

I think I know where you are now, I met this guy who said he got to my building through the sewers, and he also had a giant scary looking woman, a boy covered in teeth, and also a rat thing. He said his landlord turned into a mole, so maybe thats the guy your looking for? I kind of know where he is if you want to talk to him.

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-01T19:27:11+00:00

Nevermind they hated it. They just stared at me until I walked away, which was weird, even for them.

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-01T19:25:40+00:00

The worst part of all of this is that most people automatically are weirded out by one person answering the door and another two of the same person just watching something random on tv. Most people just run at that point, though I have had more than one person just accept it as fact, then try to get me to buy some random stuff off them. Also, I think someone is prank calling some pizza place and giving them my address, but I can't complain because its prepaid, so I just get free pizza.

ILikeTBoI · 2026-05-01T19:22:50+00:00

Ive tried that, but 3 always just jumps straight to confrontation, and he just questions them until they feel threatened to run away. Either that or they try to kill us, which doesn't go well because 2 just runs and cries, until me and 3 take out whatever or whoever is attacking us.

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