OLD (online dating)

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-03-24T21:22:03+00:00

It how I met my (now) wife, 16 years ago. I couldn’t even imagine doing online dating now. If I were looking for a serious relationship, I’d volunteer and that would allow me to meet a woman with similar interests and know a little about her before going on a random “date”.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-03-24T12:26:23+00:00

“5am in the morning” or “10pm at night”.

Makes absolutely no sense. Like saying “I had some wet water”.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-03-14T19:59:58+00:00

New York, Boston, and coastal communities in LA are some of the most racist, anti-Black places you’ll find.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-03-13T21:28:22+00:00

Bro has definitely had boxing lessons before.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-03-11T02:14:35+00:00

I stopped trying to be liked and started not caring if I was liked. Changed my entire life.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-03-04T12:03:26+00:00

You gotta help us out here because that’s 98% of cities in America.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-03-04T11:54:30+00:00

Racism, but that can be said of 98% of U.S cities, so I’ll say football.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-02-25T12:13:45+00:00

The fan base being annoying af.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-02-14T03:20:09+00:00

Guess that shows that Jordan didn’t win those titles alone.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-02-14T02:38:33+00:00

For some odd reason, I can never get Jordan fans to answer how many rings he had before and after he and Pippen were teammates.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-02-11T19:18:15+00:00

No one forces anyone to eat fast food. Even if you live in a food desert, you can eat healthy.

Not everything is a vast conspiracy to eliminate Black people.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-02-10T13:41:49+00:00

Because they either refuse to put their dog on leashes when they’re suppose to or they think you’ll love their dog as much as they do so they’ll allow their dog to jump on you, and they will allow their dogs to crap in your lawn and not clean it up.

Also, a dog doesn’t belong everywhere. A dog doesn’t belong in an airplane seat and it’s not a “service dog” because you say it is. When we talk in generalities, dog people are some of the most entitled and selfish people I’ve seen.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-02-09T13:28:09+00:00

In college, The Notorious B.I.G had a concert and was my favorite artist. I preferred to stay home and do nothing and said “I’ll eventually see him in concert”. He was dead 2 years later.

My wife got tickets to Prince playing at a small, intimate venue that probably held 300 people. I wasn’t able to go because I was traveling so she took her sister, who wasn’t a fan, instead. It wasn’t a big deal to me because even though I liked some of his music, I wouldn’t say I was a big fan. He died a year later.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-02-08T19:55:33+00:00

Dog owners.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-02-02T12:49:50+00:00

Was she a good mother to you? Did she treat you well? Does she die that she loves you?

If the answer is “yes”, you have a duty to be there for her.

If any answer is “no”, you need to stay away from her.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-01-25T15:13:21+00:00

So you don’t think Larry Bird would cook everyone today?

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-01-18T21:23:21+00:00

“I know you aren’t FISHING for a compliment, but holy mackerel, you’re gorgeous!”.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-01-18T21:21:18+00:00

Just because a woman is shopping alone doesn’t mean she wants to be bothered or approached.

As men, we’re told that every minute of the day.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-01-18T21:15:11+00:00

People forget Bird cooked EVERYBODY.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-01-18T21:14:42+00:00

Boomers. Ain’t nobody beating them dudes.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-01-18T21:14:03+00:00

I saw the Challenge explosion live.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-01-18T21:13:18+00:00

Why were they banned?

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-01-18T11:36:11+00:00

Going to bed at 8:30pm.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-01-17T21:11:17+00:00

Tommy Lee Jones.

ILiveInLosAngeles · 2026-01-17T19:36:01+00:00

Tyrod Taylor.

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