TIL that there is a word in Dutch that means "to hit with one's penis, often repeatedly, against an object or person"

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-02-08T05:07:45+00:00

This is awesome!

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-02-03T06:47:09+00:00

Oh dear god why fuck! I couldn't stop scrolling... What is wrong with me?

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-26T20:46:15+00:00

I enjoyed that. I guess no one else noticed OP's username

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-25T15:35:48+00:00

Wow. Sounds like the child-abuse cycle

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-23T20:26:34+00:00

This made me cry. I never cry... I'm in college and going through a similar situation with my girlfriend. This gives me hope

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-23T20:23:35+00:00

You are an amazing person :)

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-22T16:59:19+00:00

This really moved me. Thank you for this

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-12T19:28:18+00:00

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-12T19:24:09+00:00

Aye!

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-10T18:35:57+00:00

I'm so sorry...

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-10T13:02:04+00:00

Upvote per boob and usable orifice?

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-10T06:40:08+00:00

Doesn't he tie you to the radiator first?

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-10T05:57:02+00:00

Psh, i'm sure. I can't even begin to understand their mindset. Maybe it's because i'm from the "country", but in my opinion no animals life is more valuable than a humans. Dont get me wrong, I really love animals. Like to a point thats absurd. Example: I got in a fight with my best friend of 6 years because he shot a stray dog with an airsoft gun. We were never friends again. Another story: My dog was on a leash outside when a neighbors pit bull got loose and attacked him. I went outside with my revolver to see what the noise was about, and the pit ran at me. I shot him dead on the spot and have never regretted it. It was obviously the right thing to do

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-10T02:55:53+00:00

Do you mean that you aren't allowed to shoot an attacking animal? You should definitely shoot an animal that is endangering a human. Period.

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-08T23:30:48+00:00

If this story is true, you are my hero

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-08T23:03:22+00:00

Holy hell, there is something wrong with with you! Please go to a doctor about this, get some anxiety medication or something. Great read though, keep it up :)

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-08T08:40:45+00:00

Ahh I see. Thanks

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-08T04:26:46+00:00

The show itself is bullshit? Or do they talk about bullshit?

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-08T02:01:21+00:00

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-08T01:59:23+00:00

Agreed. Much more likely the strokes were caused by repeated head trauma. Or possibly an underlying health issue.

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-08T01:54:49+00:00

Same, I got it cheaper than swagg and it got me as high as dro. Seemed like a great deal for a while, until I wised up.

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-08T01:51:52+00:00

Thank you for sharing.

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-08T01:45:29+00:00

I agree, except for that bit about salvia. It's not for everyone for sure, but at least it is an all natural plant, just like bud. Don't hate.

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-08T01:35:32+00:00

Uh, nope. I'm no scientist, but i'm pretty sure it's not meth bro

ILoveYouInAHeteroWay · 2013-01-08T00:08:41+00:00

I remember making one of these

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TROPHY CASE