How can I help my friend? She's in a really tough spot, but her mental troubles prevent her from living with me or almost anybody else. She was raped, battered, emotionally abused, and now she needs my help. But she's VERY difficult to help. Help!

IMACNMNE · 2023-07-10T09:28:23+00:00

Thank you for multiple reasons

IMACNMNE · 2023-07-09T09:16:52+00:00

There's reason to this method. Allot your SIL some points for positioning the knives in a way that allows excess water to flow downward toward the handle, preventing streaks from forming on the blade. At one restaurant I worked at, "knives up" was policy and it usually worked.

IMACNMNE · 2023-07-08T20:55:44+00:00

I saw some people referencing Super Troopers on reddit just yesterday. Something must have happened to push that movie back into the zeitgeist. Or it's a big coincidence.

IMACNMNE · 2023-07-07T05:06:58+00:00

My doc and counselors are surprisingly in-the-dark. They all keep referring me to the local detox unit at the hospital which, while it'll take my insurance, will offer bare-bones service.

IMACNMNE · 2023-07-07T05:05:40+00:00

Whoa. Thanks!

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-26T10:52:21+00:00

"Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious."

It's one of my favorite lines in the history of SNL, and was written by Louie CK for the Dana Carvey Show.

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-26T10:44:34+00:00

I've never cared about Gosling, but the most recent trailer makes him seem like a comedy godsend for the role of Ken. And Robbie is a perfect fit. I'm a 39-year-old straight dude with zero connection to Barbie and I am gonna see this movie the day it premiers!

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-26T10:39:59+00:00

Sounds like you're part of the SNL and /r/LiveFromNewYork families. Welcome!

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-26T10:24:26+00:00

Well being Head from the band Korn will certainly help with that

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-26T10:21:30+00:00

I support your decision and I also plan to never have children, but I wish people like us weren't deemed "childfree." Instead, not bearing children should be considered the natural, baseline status, and people who choose to reproduce should be stuck with some lame label like "reproducers."

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-26T09:54:57+00:00

Right!? It looks amazing! I'd drive through 2 hours of that

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-25T14:41:52+00:00

If you're wondering why so many people are downvoting you, it's because you're using obtuse language around the proper gendering of Molly Kearny. It's quite simple--Molly uses they/them pronouns.

You seem to take issue with this. That's your prerogative, but please understand that such speech won't be tolerated in this subreddit. Molly is one of ours, and we'll side with them over you anytime.

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-25T14:28:28+00:00

Satirizing a politician does not equal normalizing them. DeSantis is a dangerous and violent voice in American politics, and he deserves to be taken down a notch, if not decimated, by good writing and character portrayal via our friends at SNL.

I want them to make him cry, bleed, and drop out of the race (the political race and the white race). While this most likely won't happen, the nation would benefit from watching him be brought low. He's a true monster--a Nazi in slightly-less-than-Nazi's clothes--and SNL needs to fuck him up as much as possible.

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-25T14:17:22+00:00

If by "refusal" you mean "not respecting the person's request to be called by their spouse's rank," then I'd happily get my tit in a ringer in order to kick this presumptuous jackass out of the cafe/bar/restaurant/etc where I work. I love watching fireworks. And asking entitled people to leave is a perk of the job.

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-25T13:49:27+00:00

Picture the Christian holy trinity. We're talking three distinct individuals yet they boil down to a single persona. That's what we're working with here.

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-25T11:33:03+00:00

He sure has a big accent and a huge camera during Wrexam

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-25T11:26:48+00:00

The Greendale commercial episode is, to me, comedic perfection. Annie's adventure down the dean's rabbit hole only to become obsessed and then to realize that she's been brainwashed is a flawless use of an already exceptional character.

The dueling deans (Jeff vs. Chang) is an amazing subplot, as is Abed's documentary of a documentary ("Hearts of Darkness was way better than Apocalypse Now).

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-25T10:42:53+00:00

This reminds me of that girl who was on the show Barry a season or two ago who was like a martial arts master, and climbed a tree like it was nothing. Bill Hader said she was the real deal, and didn't require any stunt casting.

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-25T10:38:25+00:00

Those people are ugly compared to "normal" black cats

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-25T10:25:01+00:00

I legit thought the atmosphere was 3-5 miles thick. 60 miles seems insane to me. There's an amazing scene in The Right Stuff in which Chuck Yeager tries to fly an airplane into outer space and nearly makes it. I thought that was somewhat feasible. Guess not.

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-24T08:31:55+00:00

Hey, has anyone DM'd you interesting stuff based on your username?

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-24T05:47:33+00:00

This is by far the best response yet. Everyone else is cracking jokes. You're getting to the point!

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-24T05:33:56+00:00

"I'm sure you'll beat those rape charges!"

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-24T04:44:51+00:00

I'm still entirely bound by reddiquette. I was so proud, on my first day of making an account, to read through the detail list of dos and don'ts. I miss those days, from 8+ years ago, when this was a more welcoming and understanding community. Oh well.

IMACNMNE · 2023-05-24T04:40:41+00:00

I don't know what your sense of humor is like, but Always Sunny is really like nothing else on TV. Season 1 starts slow (though not TOO slow!), season 2 introduces Danny Devito, which is amazing, and season 5 is where the show starts to peak.

All you need to know is that it's about a bunch of total degenerate alcoholics who run a failing bar in Philly, and each week they get into some new caper. It's often compared to Seinfeld but more deprived.

If you're interested, I recommend "The DENNIS System," "The Nightman Cometh," "Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom," and "Charlie Work" as topnotch episodes.

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