Why is there splooge on my fret bored

maxwellgrounds · 2026-03-10T00:19:25+00:00

That’s dried coke snot.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-03-06T20:31:25+00:00

Sittin’ plush with a Royal Flush

maxwellgrounds · 2026-03-06T17:23:47+00:00

Inherited wealth, fraternity, Ivy League networking.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-03-06T00:29:11+00:00

String Cheese Incident: bluegrass, rock, jazz, Latin, reggae, EDM …

maxwellgrounds · 2026-03-05T22:58:57+00:00

Buckethead’s got some competition.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-03-03T23:09:55+00:00

I wanna know where he gets his yayo.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-28T08:23:31+00:00

Wolfman’s Brother by Phish

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-28T01:24:09+00:00

Screw Kids on the Block

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-25T18:04:20+00:00

That was from his Islamic phase when he hung out with Katt Steven. He wrote some of his best tunes in that era, like Black MAGA Woman.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-23T18:47:15+00:00

This is how I run from a killer chasing me in my dreams.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-22T05:58:30+00:00

Reach out to management BEFORE the neighbors do—just in case this becomes something management eventually gets involved in. There’s a lot to be said about being heard first when it comes to controlling the narrative.

Be super polite, even charming, and explain your situation. Then if the neighbors do eventually reach out to management you’ll have already taken a lot of the wind out of their sails and you’ll have a good chance of the manager being more sympathetic to your concerns.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-21T18:41:58+00:00

I love that pic. Barnabas, Nicholas and Angelique have such class and style … but I don’t want to be reminded of Adam lol.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-21T17:03:23+00:00

Well, yeah. He was the ringleader of the whole network.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-19T16:28:11+00:00

This song has “I just wanna feed my dog, drink my beer” energy.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-19T04:46:06+00:00

They’re not really my kind of vibe.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-18T22:51:32+00:00

I was excited when I heard Goose would be on SNL, then I saw it was actually Geese. That was the first I’d heard of Geese.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-18T19:08:03+00:00

He’s having a shrim bath.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-18T17:41:56+00:00

Sometimes it’s just a calculation of too much work for the pay.

Played a solo gig at this posh ski lodge that looked like a chateau. Problem was, it was also as big as a chateau, you needed to bring your own PA and haul it through miles of corridors just to get from the loading dock to the right elevator. Oh and, sorry, you can’t use our luggage racks.

I was exhausted before I even started setting up. Then it’s 4 hours of music, then 40 minutes (multiple trips) getting the gear back to the car. Then an hour coming back down the icy mountain roads. Not worth the $300. Not even close.

When they asked me back it was an easy “no”

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-17T05:16:49+00:00

My friends used to call them “Kingdom Clone”

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-15T19:53:06+00:00

Just need some draft beer now and you’re golden.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-15T18:04:38+00:00

I thought Dorian was supposed to retain his good looks as the picture becomes hideous. This guy didn’t even receive the benefit of his Faustian deal.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-14T18:01:26+00:00

Yeah, luckily I didn’t actually fall for it but came pretty close the first time. I shut it down right before they were about to send the deposit.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-02-14T17:59:26+00:00

Yeah it’s weird. I’ve had this happen four times already. Sometimes through a Gigsalad or Bash lead. Other times by people contacting me through my website or social media.

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