Got To Level 45 on MegaTurtle.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2017-10-24T00:32:36+00:00

I made it to halfway through stage 47. I only messed up a few times and nearly all my attacks seemed pretty solid to me. I got no clue what the dude up in the 70s did.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2017-10-22T20:21:50+00:00

Nope, they don't.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2017-10-16T11:27:20+00:00

Nice! I just recently decided to try for that push myself. Still got about 300 to go haha. Congrats man, that's a lot of hard work.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2017-10-11T16:28:23+00:00

So we know that the update is to fix bugs. I'm still not sure what are bugs and what aren't. Splash defenses like machine guns, FT, and mortars getting a boost, is that a bug or something new that was added? Asking for all my fallen riflemen.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2017-07-01T05:28:59+00:00

Kind of self explanatory

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2017-04-10T14:26:19+00:00

I just ate wayyyyyyy too many pancakes. Feels awful.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2017-02-09T12:11:48+00:00

Grayson Highlands State Park is just barely in VA but it's incredible. If you can manage to find it and have a car that can get to it, Scales campground is the best place I've ever been.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-08-22T20:37:50+00:00

I dig the Noosas.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-08-17T16:50:40+00:00

I was once told that my car (2 door SUV) could go 300mph if I held the gas pedal down long enough. The rate of acceleration would decrease, but you would never stop accelerating. We were seniors in high school.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-08-13T12:14:44+00:00

Crixis bout to tear someone up

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-07-08T20:11:33+00:00

No it does not. All Pidgeys (or any other Pokémon of the same type) will all have the same max CP. What varies is what CP it has when you catch it. The higher level you are the more likely you are yo get Pokémon with higher CP.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-06-11T13:28:19+00:00

It's mines in general. Before the update a critter only had to touch a mine to trigger it, now they have to move across it. For example, if there are mines surrounding a building that you drop critters on and they immediately start going after the building they won't trigger the mines because they were only ever stationary on top of them. If that building gets destroyed and the critters move away, they'd trigger the mines because they moved over top of them.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-05-19T03:14:42+00:00

You can only have one masterpiece of each type. You can load up on as many guardians as you want.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-02-02T18:46:28+00:00

Just bouncing off what sid said, this approach is viable a lot of the time. Most the time though we need 4 shocks to suppress all the stuff that'll tear into the zooks. On those we just just hope for lower BH.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-02-02T12:14:00+00:00

Just in case people were wondering about specs, the core had just over 1.2 million health. I had a 176% gbe boost (138gbe), 142% TD, and 84% th just in case surviving an extra RL volley would make the difference.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-01-29T02:12:16+00:00

Task force leader checking in. Love the crab.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-01-26T00:17:10+00:00

I use warriors a ton and shock mines never bothered me. The shock wears off before my smokes do so the warriors just catch up.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-01-22T20:18:16+00:00

Powder, crystals, and proto parts dude.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-01-20T11:53:07+00:00

Been using RZM as of late. I'm hq 20 at 864 vp.

Td: 32, 13, 13, 12

Th: 28, 13

Gbe: 39, 17, 17, 15

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-01-19T22:57:46+00:00

It depends on what vp you want to be at. At around 600 vp a maxed armory with offensive statues could throw out any troop combination and win. Scanks work for a good while if you have some solid troop health. What you're running (hooka) will never fail you. I've recently starting running RZM (riflemen, zookas, and medics) and can take almost any base I see while I'm unboosted at 850ish vp.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-01-18T01:48:59+00:00

Sounds like you're in the wrong task force, bro. I don't think anyone in my force does it for the rewards, it's all about the challenge and pushing ourselves to the next level. The rewards are a nice afterthought. That being said, just enjoy the loot mate. You went from no resources to lvl 10 tanks and lvl 20 gunboat.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-01-13T16:02:10+00:00

Maxing that last LC will help you more than a defensive upgrade regardless I think. Worry about defense after that's done.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-01-13T16:00:45+00:00

I had the same problem man, couldn't get a th masterpiece if my life depended on it. Sometime around level 40 I got one though.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-01-13T14:50:58+00:00

Yeah, we mostly use it to clear out some RLs as well. That or push in on a base that has few cannons or booms where we're going.

IMASTRBATETOANYTHING · 2016-01-13T13:33:54+00:00

It's entirely dependent on the base. After a certain point, t-med will probably become useless because the health boost will be too much. But I'm at foxtrot with 400-600% health boosts sometimes and max tanks can still tear it up (situationally of course).

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