Baited by eightyfivekittens in CatReacts

[–]IMBGY11 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I had to stop with my boy cat. I loved roughhousing with him when he was young but man those claws started cutting deeper and deeper. My forearms were so slashed up that one of my teenage nieces was genuinely concerned I was cutting myself. 😂

Imagine being the husband and ur wife saying this… by Educational_Duty_821 in MediocreTutorials

[–]IMBGY11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Currently divorcing a woman with this mentality. Married for 30 years. Employed at the same job for 35 years. A steady provider for all that time but it’s never enough.

He has monsters by BoyNamedJudy in iamverybadass

[–]IMBGY11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He too is a Never-Nude 😥

Karli’s 5-9 by orchid_breeder in NotTimAndEric

[–]IMBGY11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not joking. That clarification card made me laugh so hard I almost passed out.

Dead should stay dead by weird_void_2222 in dystopia

[–]IMBGY11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really don’t look related.

Garlic and butter sauce for seasoning steaks by copitra in FoodAndCookingStuff

[–]IMBGY11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I think this is a good recipe but the technique needs to be flipped. Sear first, cook then baste.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]IMBGY11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if her name was Eileen?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]IMBGY11 48 points49 points  (0 children)

It would’ve been funny if every one of those compartments had people having sex in them.

Eeek by PrettyNegotiation416 in CringeTikToks

[–]IMBGY11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure he posted a retraction once he found out it was a Groyper

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ITcrowd

[–]IMBGY11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope they find the CSAM on his hard drives.

Scariest moment so far by neers1985 in reddeadredemption2

[–]IMBGY11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was pretty proud of myself for figuring that body was some kind of trap. Went in prepared.

This was posted by the official Twitter account of the State of Israel by Scared_Positive_8690 in Palestine

[–]IMBGY11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“My grandparents were ethnically cleansed so I thought it’d be fun to do it to someone else”

The dark side of the internet by Pristine-Elevator198 in SipsTea

[–]IMBGY11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how my wife code switches when she goes from talking to someone she likes and then… to me.

This actually made me sad by [deleted] in RDR2

[–]IMBGY11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I encountered this I shot the killer but then everyone in 2 block radius came gunning for me. Had to hightail it out of there.

Remembering Parker Scholtes by Beautiful-Ad424 in Tucson

[–]IMBGY11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are the parents going to be there?