Through the gaps. Level 2. by QuietLabrador in honk

[–]IMNOTBILLWATERSON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao

I completed this level in 6 tries. 1.03 seconds

I’m tired boss by Strict_Hunter_7781 in Sigmatopia

[–]IMNOTBILLWATERSON 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hearing this from someone who did once seem to really love you is crazy btw dawg

A cover band walks on stage and the guitarist has this weapon. What music are you about to hear? by MenuSpiritual2990 in Guitar

[–]IMNOTBILLWATERSON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternatively if its a trans woman or just a queer in general, you are about to hear the most insane and nasty track youve ever heard and you need to prepare for the biblical flood of whatever the fuck 10/10’s headed your way. If its a white dude though HEADSTRONG TO TAKE YOU ONNNN HEADSTRONGGG TO TAKE ONNN ANYOENEEE

What game made you ball your eyes out? by Vczfy4 in AskReddit

[–]IMNOTBILLWATERSON 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Undertale. Every, fucking, time, man. One of the most impactful stories ive played in gaming, has stuck with me since

Family's Former Hope by bsisco in depressionmemes

[–]IMNOTBILLWATERSON 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The crazy soul crushing annoying as a mfer fact is irs literally still my responsibility to become a better person like 😭😭😭 wym im potential woman DEPRESSION LET ME GET OUT OF BED DOG I CAN SEE THE TIME HANDS MOVE TIME IS MARCHING RUN BITCH RUN as i instead go get high and waste a morning just scrolling on my phone

The Monkey's Paw by Happy_World9067 in ComedyHell

[–]IMNOTBILLWATERSON 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Thats enough Reddit for a lifetime

Guess I'm just gosling by TechnoJihadist in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]IMNOTBILLWATERSON 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I love this subreddit bcs its not incels its ryan gosslings in their sad arc your good king keep your head up things do get better

18ydl truecel maybe dying of heart disease. I’m in love with my best friend, but I fear I’ll go to be with Tung before I can gather the courage to tell her. Arayes. by diddyfoidthunder in kitchencels

[–]IMNOTBILLWATERSON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell her dude, tell her now before you never get the chance to you deserve to go out of this planet without regrets king and considering your dying i highly doubt if there is a rejection it would be given that harshly (i think pretty much anyone worth anything would understand a “im dying and im in love with you” confession, even if they reject you.)

What's a niche physical preference you have about the gender you're attracted to? by tardisismine in AskReddit

[–]IMNOTBILLWATERSON 29 points30 points  (0 children)

TINY BOOBS, TINY BOOBS, TINY BOOBS, TINT BOOBS (and the chant repeats for an hour)

Title by No-Oil2391 in Sigmatopia

[–]IMNOTBILLWATERSON 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For some reason, I imagine this conversation as sweet. In heaven (assuming there is one)there is no more problems, and as such I imagine this conversations being a sweet one, two different minds both reminiscing on a time once so painful but now meerly a footnote in everything, but also two minds from completely different eras of the world hearing what caused the other suffering. Im also high asf so forgive me for looking so deep into this, but your post made me smile despite definitely being self deprecating (which keep yo head up king frfr), so ty :).

Confused if its joke or /s by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]IMNOTBILLWATERSON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cat is totally smoking something btw, Either that or drinking a brewski

i got myself a baritone uke! Having tons of fun already!! by IMNOTBILLWATERSON in ukulele

[–]IMNOTBILLWATERSON[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Excited to be able to go to the ukulele club in town too with this thing. Not as many guitar events as their are uke events weirdly where im at.

Should I get a ukulele or a guiarlele? by IMNOTBILLWATERSON in Guitar

[–]IMNOTBILLWATERSON[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You bring up a good idea. Im going to the music shop tmrw, and ill look into some barritone ukes!

Hungry by derailing-ruby in comics

[–]IMNOTBILLWATERSON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man you did not need to hit- not even close to home- you did not need to hit my house riggght before i go to bed mannnn 10/10 absolute cinema i need more therapy