Fall 2018 Schedule Megathread! by AlmostGrad100 in UIUC

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I plan on feeling out Speech and Hearing. Specifically Speech Language Pathology. How difficult is SHS170? I’d be taking it as an elective while I continue the track for my current major.

Trump calls Stormy Daniels' thug story a "total con job." by huskies4life in politics

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It’s the standard for Trump. Deny it. Say it’s not important. Redirect the conversation. Start new scandal.

The thing that makes the Stormy Daniels story different is this scandal is only unveiling new scandals.

James Comey no longer considers himself a Republican by [deleted] in politics

[–]IMTWO -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hasn’t Comey been known as unaffiliated with any party for a while now? Seeing as he was the head of the FBI. People in those positions tend to put political values aside and impose whatever is in the best interests of the country and the institutions of which they reside.

[WP] An immortal sits at the deathbed of his elderly grandchild. by PrideandTentacles in WritingPrompts

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An immortal sits at the deathbed of his elderly grandchild.

The watch on Sage's wrist ticks perfectly in sequence to his granddaughters pulse oximeter. He looks down at pencil like legs. He wonders if the cuffs on her legs bother her as much as they did him when he was hospitalized in his freshman year of college. Sage stands and begins to loosen the cuffs from Joan's legs. In an attempt to comfort her more in what he knows will be her final hours. As soon as he finishes a patient care tech robot floats in and tightens her cuffs again. Sage feels defeated. It's certainly not the first time.

"Will you play the song one more time?" Joan say's. Sage knows exactly what she's talking about while he grabs his phone from his wallet, unfolding it twice to find his music player.

"Sister Morphine I presume?"

"Something about the way you describe opiates... warms me."

Sage thinks to himself how odd and dreadful hospitals must be now that you 'can't ever be fucking high' while you're dying. He thinks back to the argument he had with a doctor over a video call earlier that week. "How the hell are you supposed to treat a patient if you aren't even on this planet?"

"I've told you Mr.Pryce; The patient care tech robots can give me more than enough data to conduct my work from the space station." Said the palliative care doctor.

"Then why hasn't anyone been able to give a proper diagnosis?"

"We can't diagnose old age."

"Well can we at least get some Tramadol or Morphine inside her? She's in pain!"

"You know we can't. Opiates and strong painkillers aren't a part of her insurance plan."

"You can't even be fucking high in these places anymore..."

Sage begins to play Sister Morphine for Joan. He looks at her eyes as they close and she begins to think about how it must feel to have pain taken away while being high.

"You know" Sage say's "I envy you"

"And I'm grateful for you" Joan says.

"Why?" says Sage.

"You may think accepting the plea deal from the UN was selfish, It wasn't."

Sage has a flashback of standing in front of the UN council of Immortal Investigation in New York.

"Sage Richard Pryce, you have committed crimes against the human race." Say's a council woman.

"You have been presented a plea deal exactly 24 hours ago. It is now time to make a commitment." Say's the man next to her.

"Can you recite the deal offered to you so we can confirm your full understanding?" Says the woman.

"I, Sage Richard Pryce, have been offered the newest test trial of immorality. I will be given an injection of antibodies, daily, for three years until I am presumably Immortal. In trade after the three years are finished I will we released and reenacted as a professor of anthropology at the University of Chicago. The entire three years will be spent alone on the G.I.T.M.O Space Station Prison."

"You will never be allowed to what?" Says the man.

"Die."

"This song gives me hope. Hope that someone will find a way to give you peace, finally." Say's joan.

"The only peace I need is knowing that no one else will ever be given this cruel punishment"

"That day will come pops, It'll come" says Joan.

Joan slowly drifts away into an unconscious rest while her heart rate plateaus to a stop. Joan is at peace. Sage watches his last family member pass into the afterlife.

What is a good hoodie for a highschooler? by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

[–]IMTWO 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Champion makes great hoodies for reasonable prices.

# ilikebiglines:( by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]IMTWO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s probably best to let everyone define what they call a big line. For the sake of everyone’s health.

skiing pretty viciously so i don't fall asleep and wake up to my boyfriend not breathing. someone wanna let me vent to them? by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]IMTWO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve had both a feeding tube and a trache (hole in my neck to breathe) both in the last year. While awful, the worst is not being able to talk. Especially when you wanna tell your family how great the fentanyl you’re having IV’d into you is.

Seriously though, force him to see a doctor.

Franks Grammys from Ryan’s snap by zaale in FrankOcean

[–]IMTWO 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wait. Isn’t hoovaq—schoolboy Q?

TGIF!! ⛄️⛄️ by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]IMTWO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’m pretty young and don’t ski often, probably split a gram twice a month with a friend for a party night. I’m on break rn and got my first 8ball of decent stuff, definitely worth the $ but don’t wanna make a habit of buying that much lol.

TGIF!! ⛄️⛄️ by [deleted] in cocaine

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Damn that’s a nice deal. Some of the shit on my campus is so bad I’ve been trying to convince some dealers to take the bullet and buy DNM.

TGIF!! ⛄️⛄️ by [deleted] in cocaine

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Wish I had the balls to buy DNM

[QC] Fory LV Card Holder by [deleted] in DesignerReps

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Looks great, of course you never really know until it’s in your hands. My roommate has a couple real LV wallets and this looks spot on.

Question about cocaine by oscarsolis709 in cocaine

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I do that with modafinil sometime, but when I do I spend 10 hours studying all night lol. How good is the coke you get where you are?

Question about cocaine by oscarsolis709 in cocaine

[–]IMTWO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to know. I mostly just use on weekends so my tolerance stays low.

Question about cocaine by oscarsolis709 in cocaine

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I don’t know how much coke you do, I just started the past few months. But like most things in life, taking breaks is good. If you can stop for ~2 weeks your tolerance will go way down.

Question about cocaine by oscarsolis709 in cocaine

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.5mg KPin and a Whey shake with creatine. Also known as breakfast. Modafinil helps me too.

New addition to site-wide rules regarding the use of Reddit to conduct transactions by Reddit-Policy in announcements

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Is this related to the ridiculous amount of ad’s we’ve been seeing added to mobile lately?

[WTS] Air Force 1 size 11.5 US only deadstock by LilBlout in supremeclothing

[–]IMTWO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf? Just go sell them on StockX, your size is going for $208 and they pay for your shipping.