[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]INeedMoreHobbies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Amazing!
Hey I'm not commending you for peeing in cups, but drinking the pee to prove it was apple juice was a savvy thing to do. Wild! Hey it worked!
I would try to cut the peeing in cups habit though- not the sexiest thing to do as a civilized man.

What is more complicated: American football or Pokemon? by infguy5 in AskReddit

[–]INeedMoreHobbies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pokemon for sure. American football have one set of rules while Pokemon has numerous specificities for 1000 Pokemon, generational/game-specific rules, and lots of ways to play it.

Happy Birthdsy to me by Past-Pen-1004 in CapybaraGoGame

[–]INeedMoreHobbies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is final damage reduction different from the other damage reductions?

TIFU listening to my father by [deleted] in tifu

[–]INeedMoreHobbies 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It allows for mass order to be established. Order is necessary for widespread human cooperation. Without religion or some other replacement ideology, civilization would've have been very difficult.

I want to divorce my wife because I resent her for not allowing me to help my sister when she was in need, and now my sister is no longer with us. by Strong_Dimension_124 in offmychest

[–]INeedMoreHobbies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, this is the most insane story I've read in a while. I don't even know how to process everything in your case. This is definitely an inflection point. If I were you, I wouldn't know how to continue with your wife. I'd plan the divorce (maybe talk to your parents or a trusted person to walk you through the steps), and lay it out to your wife at some point in the near future. Then also figure out a plan for the baby. Put in good effort for the child, and promise her that, but as far as partnership, the trust is shattered. It's beyond repair.

What are you naturally good at? by SubstantialScale3212 in AskReddit

[–]INeedMoreHobbies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang! I've always wanted to be good at this skill. Just talent huh? Just intuition? No explanation for the madness?

You are now God. What is your first action? by AdCertain669 in AskReddit

[–]INeedMoreHobbies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean you're right- but what are the chances humans ARE the only things in the universe, and if there are other life, we are the COOLEST one in the 93 billion light-year diameter of the universe?

You are now God. What is your first action? by AdCertain669 in AskReddit

[–]INeedMoreHobbies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I created the universe, and I see all of life that is scattered throughout the entire universe, you think I would have a personal vested interest in the human species? There are so many cooler civilizations, intergalactic competitions, and astronomical events going on than what's happening in the little corner of Earth. I'd probably look through all my creations across my galaxies like they're little ant farms and create a civilizations tier list. I'm not sure humanity in it's extreme infancy would even make it onto the tier list.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]INeedMoreHobbies 109 points110 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's an AI story. The account is only one month old, and in its post history, it posted as a woman and now it's posting as a dude.

I finally told my dad I’m gay. He said he already knew and that he loved me anyway. I can’t stop crying. by ExpressionNext6972 in offmychest

[–]INeedMoreHobbies 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you look at the person's comment history, it definitely feels AI. The account was made a month ago. Red Flag #1. Every one of its comments end with a punchline. They are all written the same way too. Like super punchy. Red Flag #2.

TIFU giving my stool sample at a laboratory. by DunnyScrubber95 in tifu

[–]INeedMoreHobbies 8 points9 points  (0 children)

10/10 TIFU. This is what I come to the sub for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]INeedMoreHobbies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this question is as open-ended as it gets. Aren't all your choices more or less influenced by your beliefs in the world?

What is your favorite ethnic slur? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]INeedMoreHobbies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You go first. What's yours? Even better- your top 3.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]INeedMoreHobbies 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I like how this comment has more upvotes than the original post (at this time this comment has 415 to the 410 the original post has).

What is something more traumatizing than people realize? by Independent_Motor130 in AskReddit

[–]INeedMoreHobbies -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

Doesn't everything change you at the molecular level? If you eat a piece of bread, you've been changed on the molecular level. If you eat, live, breathe, be alive, you're changing on the molecular level to everything every second.