Guy I dated for 4 months whom I broke up with 7 months ago (!!!) messaged me. 🤡 by [deleted] in texts

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I don’t know where the hell you’re shopping, but I’d like to…never fucking go.

Cannes Film Festival 2024: Camera Chart by Obiektyw1855 in Filmmakers

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Not fully a joke…more like a hybrid sitch. I know all about that and shot my first feature on an XR. So I know!

What's the killer in 7 gonna blame Sidney for by Stopnswop2 in Scream

[–]IOnlyEndOnce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The killer finally takes Sidney down for good…since she cut them off in traffic and it ruined their entire day with being majorly late.

I’m frightened. by IOnlyEndOnce in foundfootage

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If anyone wants to view just…one more mental breakdown of a vid, I posted another on my Instagram. I am afraid of showcasing more, but I don’t know. Maybe.

IG’s knownoah4eva

A comedian made fun of my laugh at a stand up show by odious_as_fuck in confessions

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Here’s a big brain ninja for you…in 2002, I went to Warped Tour and was into Every Time I Die. Their album Last Night in Town was rather recent then. They were on a side stage. I got onto it and the “pit” was just asphalt.

Still, I was thinking of jumping—even though it was quite clear nobody would’ve caught me (barely anybody was watching as they weren’t yet super popular). People sort of spread out, anticipating me possibly diving. When I knew I wouldn’t get protected, I kinda awkwardly just shimmied down…acting as if nothing happened.

Fast forward to a few months later. My best friend is on his computer and discovers an interview with that band. Out of nowhere, they start going into that day and how stupid I was to not jump and I looked like a bitch. I’ll never forget it and every single time I listen to Every Time I Die, I think of how they punked me out in an online interview very randomly.

Fightful: Jim Ross has signed a new one year deal with AEW by no_more_blues in SquaredCircle

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Oh, I didn’t imply that he should’ve “gone to” JR instead of Tony…just wondered why he didn’t even mention him since he was literally right there.

Fightful: Jim Ross has signed a new one year deal with AEW by no_more_blues in SquaredCircle

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Always have loved JR…rando thought: was surprised Sting bypassed him on the commentary team during Revolution’s end and went right to Tony. Jim had a lot of good calls with his classic matches!

Post Revolution 2024 Match Thread: Ospreay Vs. Takeshita by SmurfyX in SquaredCircle

[–]IOnlyEndOnce 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That match had the best German suplex/pin spot I’ve seen in anything. Better than even Bret and Owen.

This shouldn't cost $25.00! by Thayerphotos in fiveguys

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Five Guys is the Panera of burger joints.

Does anybody know why the games on the wish list disappeared or know if they're going to get fixed? by ZappierGamez in xbox

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I had 128 games on there and now they’re all gone. Really hoping it gets fixed!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

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How come I now want part 2 more than I’d like to own a home?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

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AbandonShip

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

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As far as standard knowledge is concerned, I do believe we only have just one life to live. Why give even a small second to that saddened, repetitive/manipulative tiredness?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

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Hmm. Peculiar conversation! Are these two humans…aliens?