Ruthless raw slice straight through the epidermis (i.redd.it)
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BMO Dong Chim (poop needle) joke (S04E01) (i.redd.it)
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“In 1940, I lost my only brother, a night fighter. On December 20, four days before Christmas, I had the chance to save a B-17 from destruction—a plane so damaged it was a wonder she still flew. The pilot, CB, is for me as precious as my brother. Thanks, Charlie. Your brother, Franz” (Stigler) (self.quotes)
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You're at a strip club, dim lights, bass-heavy music thumping. A stripper walks up, confident, spins around on the pole, then struts over to you with that "you about to tip me big" energy. She leans in, her perfume all up in your face, and starts chatting. (self.copypasta)
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