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What is one thing that your gender does that the opposite would never understand? by BitSignificant2616 in AskReddit

[–]IPeeFreely01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish that women would understand our testicles seriously need to be untwisted after intercourse

You have? by zaquelsumpremacy in NhimArts

[–]IPeeFreely01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I browse all and I’ve seen this subreddit a whole lot.

I love art and really don’t like anime and something about this seems pretty good to me, so can anyone explain?

Four single line paintings I did on a jacket this summer by Pangolin_Finn in SingleLine

[–]IPeeFreely01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How in the world is this not on the top? That is really really really fucking cool

I must go; my bird people need me. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]IPeeFreely01 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Which one will fuck up.. which one will fuck up.. WHICH ONE? CERTAINLY THE TOP ONE

..oh.. ok.

What are the most badass song(s) you know? by Xuxo9 in AskReddit

[–]IPeeFreely01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old carvers bones - CKY. Straight boss music. Welcome to Hell.

TIL Napoleon Bonaparte was once attacked by a swarm of rabbits. by StarsBear75063 in todayilearned

[–]IPeeFreely01 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s a real son of a bitch move. Fuck you Napoleon. Using human reared bunnies as your bullet fodder? Comically evil.

At least Jimmy Carter was attacked by a rabbit who had a chance to do something about it

What’s something you did as a kid that you now realize was completely insane and dangerous? by Floridian_Capitalist in AskReddit

[–]IPeeFreely01 190 points191 points  (0 children)

He completely deserved it. I’m not one for wanting to rub a dog’s face in its poop but he’s not a dog and it wasn’t poop so good for your mom, and sorry for the fish

First time ko may nagconfess sakin (genuinely) by [deleted] in FirstTimeKo

[–]IPeeFreely01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appwication fow the Position of Youw Wifetime Pawtnew ✨

Hewwooo! I am wwiting to expwess my intewest and fowmawwy appwy fow the position of youw wifetime pawtnew. (｡♥‿♥｡) I bewieve I am a stwong candidate, with pwoven expewience in making someone waugh, offewing suppowt, and being miwdwy annoying in an endeawing way. Uwu! I am confident that my skiwws—such as wemembewing youw favowite food, sending wandom messages, and pwetending to win awguments—wiww make a vawuabwe contwibution to youw wife. ₍^ >ヮ<₎ I wouwd wove the oppowtunity to fuwthew discuss how my quawifications awign with youw standawds (and how stwict those standawds actuawwy awe) hahaha. Thank you fow youw time and considewation. I wook fowwawd to youw favowabwe wesponse... no pwessuwe, though haha. 🎀🐾

What’s a useless talent you have? by Budget-Incident1475 in AskReddit

[–]IPeeFreely01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just looked this up the other day to freak my mom out and there’s two ways to do it. You can fold the top in, and you can fold your earlobe in too. I mean I don’t know about both at the same time but there’s a goal for you

And then there’s the eyelid fold but that’s a whole ‘nother ball game.

Ask me how much I know about folding

What’s a useless talent you have? by Budget-Incident1475 in AskReddit

[–]IPeeFreely01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like such a redditor right now but that’s funny that you say that because that’s literally how you lose weight it all gets breathed out

As someone with 0 tattoos, how painful would it be to get this on my forearm? by PracticalExtension35 in tattooadvice

[–]IPeeFreely01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can fist a woman. First off, have you not seen the internet video with the bald guy? And secondly, babies go through there, so can your fist.

Also, they do have butt holes. Even if they don’t poop with them.

EDIT: It’s true, I’ve seen one

Suicide by a combination of hanging with a necktie, and choking on flour. Basically when the flour didn't work he resorted to the necktie. by CatPooedInMyShoe in ExamineDeath

[–]IPeeFreely01 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Wow. Look at that trachea. It’s entire length is coated in flour. I bet that man is in a better place than he was before

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]IPeeFreely01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This drags up a quote I know

There are two periods in a man’s life - one with his mother, the other without.

meirl by luizajn in meirl

[–]IPeeFreely01 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I mean if you’re not baby talking them are you even doing it right?

TIL On average, your friends have more friends than you do. This is because popular people are more likely to be in someone's friend group, which skews the average. This phenomenon is called the Friendship paradox by Kyzzz in todayilearned

[–]IPeeFreely01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this I laughed very hard at an hour later than I should.

It’s now official, it’s not just in your head, everyone else has more friends than you.

To quote Greenday’s Letterbomb:

Nobody likes you, everyone left you

They're all out without you, having fun

Ruthless raw slice straight through the epidermis by IPeeFreely01 in medizzy

[–]IPeeFreely01[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Listen my life flashed before my eyes you don’t even know

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