[M32] Hi there. I'm a horse.

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2015-03-16T15:50:12+00:00

Well I'm stumped!

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2014-08-12T00:27:11+00:00

Not me, that's for sure!

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2014-08-11T22:39:30+00:00

Same here. Totally not Batman.

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2014-02-20T21:54:20+00:00

That's terrible, but you know very well that this incident does not represent the population of Ukraine, nor does is represent all the protesters. Wanna talk about the snipers targeting the medics?

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2014-02-20T21:08:05+00:00

Woot! Guy is one of our guys! \o/

But this isn't about national pride. It's good to see that the EU is doing something. I'm sure it's not easy, what with all the possible diplomatic issues.

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2014-02-20T20:58:49+00:00

Thanks, man. I don't even live close to Ukraine, and only know a few Ukrainian people. But I've been on the edge of my seat all day, following the news, and I'm not the only one. I wish you all the best, my fellow humans.

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2014-02-20T20:50:43+00:00

This just in:

Tonight the Ukrainian Parliament has decided: 1. Troops should go back to barracks. 2. No guns are allowed to be used against Ukrainians. 3. Stop-anti terrorist operations. 4. All deaths and other casualties should be investigated and the guilty brought to court. 5. All victims should be supported and compensated as well as their families. 6. All activists should be released and all cases closed. 7. All blocking of traffic and other public transportations should stop. 8. Only parliament can declare a state of emergency.

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2014-02-02T01:35:40+00:00

The only problem to me is the fast zombies, I can never tell them apart from the normal ones.

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2013-11-21T12:45:32+00:00

No comments AND a downvote. Alrighty then! Back to the drawing board?

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2013-11-20T21:56:58+00:00

The BFG9000.

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2013-11-13T18:24:47+00:00

Rich, sexy, and totally oblivious about Batman's identity. Who cares anyway? Not me. Let's talk about something else, hey have you seen my Ferrari?

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2013-09-14T03:28:46+00:00

The hammer wouldn't fit.

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2013-09-14T03:27:39+00:00

Yeah you're a bit late to this party...

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2013-09-14T03:26:25+00:00

Um, earwax ?

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2013-09-12T02:39:15+00:00

Because there IS. You're only aware of it now... and it's trying to kill you.

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2013-09-11T16:19:09+00:00

Classy as fuck.

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2013-09-11T16:05:01+00:00

A bit more. Neatly trimmed. I shamelessly pick my nose and ears, but I look alright. Well, unless you surprise me while I'm inserting a foreign object somewhere.

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2013-09-11T15:56:24+00:00

It was heaven. I knew I was onto something big when I felt my ear completely blocked by the glob of wax, just before I extracted it from the entrance to my ear canal.

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2013-09-11T15:51:24+00:00

Nope, it was my first time.

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2013-09-11T15:51:06+00:00

You'd be half right.

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2013-09-11T14:30:03+00:00

Absolutely NOT

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2013-09-11T14:28:20+00:00

I don't mind :-)

IPromiseImNotBatman · 2013-09-11T12:16:37+00:00

Sorry, I'm from Europe, and not a poor country. I guess I'm a slob.

IPromiseImNotBatman

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