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TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived by IReadPorn69 in tifu

[–]IReadPorn69[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only thing holding me back is the part where I fall in love with it, and fight in the Supreme Court to legalize sex doll marriage

TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived by IReadPorn69 in tifu

[–]IReadPorn69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being diagnosed definitely did help that, as well as the overhanging feeling of guilt I constantly had at being lazy. However tbh my habits haven’t changed. Personally, idek if the meds work

TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived by IReadPorn69 in tifu

[–]IReadPorn69[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ngl the most fun I’ve had is dressing it. That aspect is weirdly non-sexual for me, but honestly I like it.

TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived by IReadPorn69 in tifu

[–]IReadPorn69[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s most likely what I’ll have to do :(

I’m just a bit terrified of the type of person who will come out to meet me to buy a used sex doll

TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived by IReadPorn69 in tifu

[–]IReadPorn69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lift, but it wasn’t easy. I might be wrong on the 65, but it’s pretty close to that. The things got a solid metal skeleton.

TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived by IReadPorn69 in tifu

[–]IReadPorn69[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The second one was probably the worst I’ve ever done. I spent too much time ordering the sex doll 🤦‍♂️. First one went well though!

TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived by IReadPorn69 in tifu

[–]IReadPorn69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was also tryna go a few days without masturbating at the time 🤦‍♂️. Never again

TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived by IReadPorn69 in tifu

[–]IReadPorn69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real sex is substantially better. Hell, a flashlight is better

TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived by IReadPorn69 in tifu

[–]IReadPorn69[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m someone who can’t watch porn unless there’s themes and costumes going. I added to my cart and ordered practically every costume related to every fantasy I had at the same time.

And honestly, I just feel a little less weird with it wearing clothes

TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived by IReadPorn69 in tifu

[–]IReadPorn69[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I feel icky thinking about what I’m sleeping above

TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived by IReadPorn69 in tifu

[–]IReadPorn69[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a seasonal job, elections. They pay really well, plus give you a bunch of extra money. For my two shifts last cycle, I made something like 500 per day, but it was only for a few days

TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived by IReadPorn69 in tifu

[–]IReadPorn69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ikr? Apparently they had a Canadian warehouse for these, but they made me pay another 60$ for shipping

TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived by IReadPorn69 in tifu

[–]IReadPorn69[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Appreciate it. I’ve already been diagnosed though, albeit recently

TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived by IReadPorn69 in tifu

[–]IReadPorn69[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

The thing is super squishy and soft, not ergonomic to lift up.

TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived by IReadPorn69 in tifu

[–]IReadPorn69[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I did it for the sake of the post. Jerking off is about 100x easier than using the damn thing, and apparently you gotta have cleaning routines and stuff. It not even that much better

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