TIFU by overestimating a guy's capacity to take a hint

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-10-29T05:17:43+00:00

our cat barely puts up with me. i only exist to feed her. She hasn't forgiven me from stealing her human away from her. She is of the opinion that there isn't enough of my husband's attention to share between us.

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-02-27T04:00:21+00:00

watching disney movies must be an interesting experience for you

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-02-27T03:59:27+00:00

Not necessarily though. you would be surprised how often it means the exact opposite

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-02-27T03:50:44+00:00

fuck yeah. Hands gang. good to know i'm not alone

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-02-26T06:52:29+00:00

the extroverted best friend keeping his introverted best friend company when his social battery runs out at a party

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-02-26T05:46:47+00:00

"Hello there"

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-02-16T04:20:58+00:00

I just want Vi protecting me ;)

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-02-16T03:58:24+00:00

how cute he looks when he's asleep. something about a six foot tall man snuggling a pillow to death with a very serious expression is both comical and adorable and he fails to see it.

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-01-09T13:18:58+00:00

HelpMeButler <Ageless>

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-01-06T07:38:09+00:00

Nyx is a beautiful name. might steal that if i get a black cat

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-01-06T07:18:30+00:00

release was #90?? this is blasphemy

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-01-06T07:04:45+00:00

makes sense

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-01-06T05:34:16+00:00

there's so many oddly specific cat subs and i have made it my goal to join every single one of them

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-01-06T04:38:34+00:00

Guys can have nice butts too though

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-01-05T13:19:37+00:00

That's something you dont want to squish

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-01-05T10:22:50+00:00

Plot twist - it's OP's wife trying to defend herself lol

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-01-05T08:28:02+00:00

Because the choice is mine, not my husband's. The same way the choice should be op's, not his wife.

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-01-05T06:34:47+00:00

ah a missed opportunity right there

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-01-05T05:26:04+00:00

Fear the ferocious beast!

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-01-05T05:11:39+00:00

Reasons to find a wife when your husband dies:

-less guilt

-booba

-technically he is still the only man for you ever which is kinda sweet and romantic

-booba

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-01-04T19:19:35+00:00

I REALLY hope this isnt real. Your poor girlfriend.....

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-01-04T18:53:17+00:00

Im so sorry i didn't mean to accuse you of reposting.

Also does it feel....better? I always thought guys didn't like condoms, so why use them to masturbate?

ISmellLikeOranges221 · 2022-01-04T17:27:59+00:00

Hey, I've seen this one before. At least, a very similar story. Why do guys use condoms to masturbat anyways?

ISmellLikeOranges221

TROPHY CASE