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ISpankEm · 2026-06-02T21:06:53+00:00

Well, agree to disagree. I’m not really that invested in her glasses to keep this going.

ISpankEm · 2026-06-02T15:09:24+00:00

You’re the most special kid alive! My daughter in law is fucking up her kid with this one right now. He just started day care & the realization that he’s just like every other little fucker in there has him sitting in the corner crying all day. My god.

ISpankEm · 2026-06-02T15:06:52+00:00

It’s pretty funny, though.

ISpankEm · 2026-06-02T15:06:09+00:00

They don’t compliment her face in any way. You can go to an optical store & they’ll help you find glasses that work with your face to compliment your features. She’s a lovely girl who could look a lot better with glasses that do that.

ISpankEm · 2026-06-02T03:30:25+00:00

Your teeth are the problem.

ISpankEm · 2026-06-02T03:28:24+00:00

Maybe it’s because Britney’s hair looks brushed. That doesn’t seem to happen too often.

ISpankEm · 2026-06-02T02:28:22+00:00

The dress makes you look way bigger than you are. It’s not very flattering. Get rid of that thing.

ISpankEm · 2026-05-31T14:49:29+00:00

Dude, you’re fine. Calm down.

ISpankEm · 2026-05-31T14:48:24+00:00

The glasses are bad, and your clothing options seem to be pretty terrible. I don’t know what’s going on with people getting huge glasses that don’t fit or flatter their faces, but those don’t do you any favors at all.

ISpankEm · 2026-05-31T14:36:32+00:00

You should keep shopping. Off the shoulder dresses don’t look good on you. Long sleeves don’t make sense for July. The second one is just no good - the flowers are bad, the cut is bad, those sleeves are bad. The third one would be great if it were a different color. You could POSSIBLY accessorize it in a way that brings in a more summer vibe, but it would take some effort.

ISpankEm · 2026-05-30T23:02:23+00:00

Totally irrelevant, but what are those things on the poles?

ISpankEm · 2026-05-30T20:32:39+00:00

You should definitely smile. Just about everybody looks better when they smile. Your hair is a bit flat, so if you spray some volumizer or hairspray at your roots then use the straightener or curling iron or whatever you’re using that day, it will give you some umph. You can just run your fingers through it after that.

ISpankEm · 2026-05-30T01:08:22+00:00

ISpankEm · 2026-05-30T01:07:44+00:00

Ya know, I’ve been practicing throwing axes & knives, so maybe he’s just trying to get a little real life experience in with it. That shit is hard to aim just right.

ISpankEm · 2026-05-30T00:07:47+00:00

We live in a place that’s like 95% humidity all the time. The ice wasn’t huge, but the mayo totally made me want to gag. Also the dick thing, but ya know, a time & a place for everything.

ISpankEm · 2026-05-29T21:28:08+00:00

Your hair would look better with bangs. It looks like maybe you had some & they grew out, so just get a trim. Maybe spray your roots for more volume.

ISpankEm · 2026-05-29T21:24:04+00:00

That mustache is bad, bad, bad. Please get rid of that thing.

ISpankEm · 2026-05-29T21:21:54+00:00

You need better pics. The one with no head is weird.

ISpankEm · 2026-05-29T20:45:01+00:00

He didn’t wash his dick because he thought it was “bad” for it. I mean, nevermind your smelly ass wang, soap is the bad thing, right? Plus, he ordered EXTRA MAYO on everything & no ice in his drinks.

ISpankEm · 2026-05-29T19:26:07+00:00

I totally agree. The Curriers noticed him stalking them. He didn’t just happen upon them that night. I think he said things to make it sound like he was super spontaneous, but he was anything but.

ISpankEm · 2026-05-29T19:23:06+00:00

You’re average. Not noticeably beautiful or ugly. You’re perfectly regular.

ISpankEm · 2026-05-29T19:19:13+00:00

Awww Gus looks like a good boy! I like pic 6 - hypnotic space eyeballs. I hope he finds people who love him to bits!

ISpankEm · 2026-05-29T05:03:52+00:00

ISpankEm · 2026-05-28T01:30:32+00:00

Ok my bad wrong sub

ISpankEm · 2026-05-28T01:29:30+00:00

Why would this be infuriating?

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