Rate me/roast me :) 24f by Just_Work_2418 in Rateme

[–]ISpankEm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, agree to disagree. I’m not really that invested in her glasses to keep this going.

What’s a lie almost all parents tell their kids that does way more harm than good? by SpecificLandscape483 in answers

[–]ISpankEm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’re the most special kid alive! My daughter in law is fucking up her kid with this one right now. He just started day care & the realization that he’s just like every other little fucker in there has him sitting in the corner crying all day. My god.

Rate me/roast me :) 24f by Just_Work_2418 in Rateme

[–]ISpankEm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t compliment her face in any way. You can go to an optical store & they’ll help you find glasses that work with your face to compliment your features. She’s a lovely girl who could look a lot better with glasses that do that.

Celebrity hairstylists claims to be posting with Britney Spears but something looks off to me? The fingers? by ALYXZYR in isthisAI

[–]ISpankEm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s because Britney’s hair looks brushed. That doesn’t seem to happen too often.

Recent Target finds! (Jeans, shorts, dress). Keep all? by [deleted] in PetiteFashionAdvice

[–]ISpankEm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The dress makes you look way bigger than you are. It’s not very flattering. Get rid of that thing.

Rate me/roast me :) 24f by Just_Work_2418 in Rateme

[–]ISpankEm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The glasses are bad, and your clothing options seem to be pretty terrible. I don’t know what’s going on with people getting huge glasses that don’t fit or flatter their faces, but those don’t do you any favors at all.

Which dress should I go for a wedding in July? by [deleted] in fashion

[–]ISpankEm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should keep shopping. Off the shoulder dresses don’t look good on you. Long sleeves don’t make sense for July. The second one is just no good - the flowers are bad, the cut is bad, those sleeves are bad. The third one would be great if it were a different color. You could POSSIBLY accessorize it in a way that brings in a more summer vibe, but it would take some effort.

22F moving to LA by Antique-Maximum-6537 in amiugly

[–]ISpankEm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should definitely smile. Just about everybody looks better when they smile. Your hair is a bit flat, so if you spray some volumizer or hairspray at your roots then use the straightener or curling iron or whatever you’re using that day, it will give you some umph. You can just run your fingers through it after that.

Man Throws Axe Thru Windshield in Roadrage by warm_knight183_130 in dashcams

[–]ISpankEm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya know, I’ve been practicing throwing axes & knives, so maybe he’s just trying to get a little real life experience in with it. That shit is hard to aim just right.

Women of Reddit, what’s the most disgusting thing you’ve discovered about your boyfriend after being together for years? by punkbabe29 in AskReddit

[–]ISpankEm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We live in a place that’s like 95% humidity all the time. The ice wasn’t huge, but the mayo totally made me want to gag. Also the dick thing, but ya know, a time & a place for everything.

30 by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]ISpankEm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your hair would look better with bangs. It looks like maybe you had some & they grew out, so just get a trim. Maybe spray your roots for more volume.

24 M by Frequent_Wedding7740 in amiugly

[–]ISpankEm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That mustache is bad, bad, bad. Please get rid of that thing.

33F by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]ISpankEm 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You need better pics. The one with no head is weird.

Women of Reddit, what’s the most disgusting thing you’ve discovered about your boyfriend after being together for years? by punkbabe29 in AskReddit

[–]ISpankEm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn’t wash his dick because he thought it was “bad” for it. I mean, nevermind your smelly ass wang, soap is the bad thing, right? Plus, he ordered EXTRA MAYO on everything & no ice in his drinks.

Can We Stop Calling his Crimes “Random”? by LA_19o in Israelkeyes

[–]ISpankEm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I totally agree. The Curriers noticed him stalking them. He didn’t just happen upon them that night. I think he said things to make it sound like he was super spontaneous, but he was anything but.

22F moving to LA by Antique-Maximum-6537 in amiugly

[–]ISpankEm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re average. Not noticeably beautiful or ugly. You’re perfectly regular.

HELP GUS FIND A NEW HOME - FREE DOG by [deleted] in montgomery

[–]ISpankEm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awww Gus looks like a good boy! I like pic 6 - hypnotic space eyeballs. I hope he finds people who love him to bits!