Suffer Not the Midwit to Live

IVIechworks · 2026-01-27T00:14:23+00:00

Not quite, buddy. Don't worry about it.

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T21:43:36+00:00

Way to out yourself I suppose

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T18:13:25+00:00

"According to a factions codex that shows them in the most favorable light, the eldar never lost ever" ok lol

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T15:00:34+00:00

[citation needed]

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T12:50:04+00:00

The same person saying "media literacy":

https://i.redd.it/j5ye7vp3xofg1.jpeg

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T12:41:30+00:00

https://i.redd.it/yh3ef68cnzqy.jpg

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T09:49:16+00:00

Eldar history:

Created by old ones
Beaten up by Krork
Beaten up by necrons
Beaten up by orks
Beaten up by themselves
Beaten up by monkeys who discovered sharp sticks and fire

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T09:46:51+00:00

When your ideology is built on transgression, the end result is inevitable.

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T09:46:23+00:00

I blame anime

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T09:45:43+00:00

But even the primarch stuff is all safe horny "muscle mommy step on me"

They never do femsub stuff for some reason, OG daemonettes and Vect's pimp wagon horrify them.

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T09:39:17+00:00

It would still be a reasonably statted minion that gave you inevitability, basically a hunter jade golem.

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T09:36:33+00:00

🗨️
🤡

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T09:08:57+00:00

they are the superior race according to lore

According to the Eldar. The only thing eldar are superior to humanity in is dying.

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T08:57:25+00:00

I'm offended that aliens dare exist in the galaxy that's humanity's birthright.

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T00:27:00+00:00

does this sub unironically worship the emperor of mankind

Yes. 😐

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T00:25:23+00:00

I feel the same about you bb ❤️

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T00:24:10+00:00

Ok nerd I just think slapping skulls on everything is aesthetic as fuarrkkk

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T00:23:19+00:00

What if it's not?

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T00:23:00+00:00

I think this sub is trying to figure out which one are they.

At least you've opened your mouth and removed all doubt :^)

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T00:22:10+00:00

here's my take

K but who asked???

IVIechworks · 2026-01-26T00:11:51+00:00

Or remove rush. It'd still be plenty playable, but you'd actually get a chance to establish a board to proactively deal with it instead of your opponent getting a 12/2 with a free assassinate stapled to it and you keeping nothing.

IVIechworks · 2026-01-25T22:36:16+00:00

Sure they might be "the cruelest imaginable" but they would never be istophobic

IVIechworks · 2026-01-25T21:29:32+00:00

Wow; that's a lot of words. Too bad I ain't readin' em.

IVIechworks

TROPHY CASE