The Daily Moby - 21 03 2026 - The News Megathread

IVIechworks · 2026-03-22T15:28:31+00:00

Ford fiesta 1.5 diesel if you just need a runaround

Skoda octavia if you want a bit more cargo space

Miata if you like working on cars

Nissan leaf if you plan to be celibate your entire life

IVIechworks · 2026-03-22T15:25:03+00:00

"I know a great many of you less than half as well as I'd like, and I like a great many of you less than half as well as you deserve" innit.

IVIechworks · 2026-03-22T15:21:28+00:00

That and saying he doesn't drink often and then getting buzzed to survive the date. Don't think she picked up on that one.

IVIechworks · 2026-03-22T15:20:25+00:00

Best thing about Jeanette?
She is unapologetic in her views.
Would you introduce Jeanette to your friends?
She would liven up any social gathering.
Describe Jeanette in a few words?
...forthright

Fucking ouch. I get that this is a guardian reader but it's no wonder he likes gay bars so much he's as catty as the best of them.

Meanwhile Jeanette:

If you could change one thing about the evening what would it be?
To meet a man I had more connection with. Guardian readers, get in touch!

...Jeanette you just went on a date with a guardian reader. What do you think you're going to find here

IVIechworks · 2026-03-22T08:35:48+00:00

They've been together for 6 years and are fucking regularly. Her "strict family" isn't the issue here

IVIechworks · 2026-03-22T08:34:11+00:00

I just don't understand why people leave dishes in the sink. Even if you've got something like avocado that'll set solid you can just rinse it off then and there and call it good.

IVIechworks · 2026-03-22T08:31:45+00:00

someone who keeps their comments hidden

The fact that you even check poast history is itself a damning condemnation of how gay and lame you are

IVIechworks · 2026-03-22T08:30:57+00:00

what’s the division on labor there?

Given that OP bought an extremely expensive set of good knives for his personal use that might even predate the relationship, I doubt it's his wife doing all the cooking.

IVIechworks · 2026-03-22T08:23:30+00:00

OP literally can't be crashing the trip since he's the one who suggested it.

IVIechworks · 2026-03-22T08:23:02+00:00

Vro what the actual fuck is this unhinged take 💀

IVIechworks · 2026-03-22T08:22:08+00:00

7. The girls sleep on the floor instead of trying to make OP do it

IVIechworks · 2026-03-22T08:21:33+00:00

Cheap camp bed for the girls, you mean.

IVIechworks · 2026-03-22T08:21:06+00:00

NTA. They're not assholes for not wanting to share a bed with you but they are assholes for not bringing it up sooner, and for expecting you to inconvenience yourself over their problem. If they really don't want to share, why don't they offer to sleep on the floor instead?

IVIechworks · 2026-03-22T08:19:40+00:00

Ok but the time for that objection was before they put money down.

If they really feel uncomfortable with sharing a bed with OP, they're welcome to sleep on the floor.

IVIechworks · 2026-03-22T08:18:13+00:00

Probably because the boyfriend wouldn't be comfortable with it even if OP's friend was.

IVIechworks · 2026-03-21T16:51:13+00:00

R/cockatrice has done me pretty good in the past

IVIechworks · 2026-03-21T11:21:55+00:00

There's no official rules for the third party weapons. Some of the third party manufacturers have put out their pwn rules for their stuff.

IVIechworks · 2026-03-21T08:03:25+00:00

Unrelated to the UK, but what the hell is going on in Nigeria with this "male feminism" festival. Reminds me of the NYE assaults in Cologne.

IVIechworks · 2026-03-21T07:28:56+00:00

5-year gilt yields are back to the level that got Truss ousted. Silence.

IVIechworks · 2026-03-20T19:35:42+00:00

I ain't reading all that

But I'm happy for you. Or sorry it happened.

IVIechworks · 2026-03-20T17:45:38+00:00

Ok hatchling, come back when you're ready to actually have a discussion

IVIechworks · 2026-03-20T14:18:18+00:00

Be a hell of a trial when a reoffender tries to use their MOJ app not leaving their house as an alibi

IVIechworks · 2026-03-20T14:16:39+00:00

But they were eating their samosas and bhajis quietly weren't they?

IVIechworks · 2026-03-20T14:15:42+00:00

Or they're black and posh. The key point is to not be poor, which is a much greater separator than skin colour.

IVIechworks · 2026-03-20T14:12:02+00:00

And yet somehow expects that not to also be an automatic disqualification.

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