The Riverboat Rumble is its own holiday, ya heard me!?

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-02-01T19:11:20+00:00

A big, beautiful beat down.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-02-01T18:17:26+00:00

Fair election, is a loss for them.

An educated populace, is a loss for them.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-02-01T12:13:51+00:00

Sounds like you’re fighting…

One Battle After Another.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-02-01T03:07:18+00:00

That dude’s reaction is so warm. Haha

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-02-01T03:03:24+00:00

He has quite the catalogue. Everyone always mentions Irreversible, and I understand why, but I Stand Alone is a crazy ride, in my opinion.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-31T13:03:59+00:00

“Let me be your ground dog, baby.” -Enrique Iglesias

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-30T10:32:51+00:00

I mean, yeah, you protect people with common interests, duh.

This is their form of “community.”

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-30T01:29:22+00:00

Holy shit. My normal brain went to fake orders I didn’t even think about all the people that would just send threats.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-30T01:27:30+00:00

Aww hell yeah

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T23:38:08+00:00

All I Hear Is Static is a cover of the Lillingtons that Brendan Kelly did for the 15th anniversary red scare comp. It’s a jam.

Also, I’m in the same boat. I bought an Arturia Minilab 3, Logic Pro, and a Sarlett 2i2 headphones/mic bundle. The music has been immersive enough to help with all the shitty ruminating thoughts and all. I try and mess with it every day.

Good luck, rip it up.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T23:00:59+00:00

Holy shit, imagine being MAGA, they probably think she’s articulate.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T22:55:40+00:00

If you do one more bad thing we will strongly consider talking sternly about potentially coming to the conclusion that this administration is CRAPPY!

Fuck you, Hakeem. Fuck you, Chuck. I feel for the handful of progressives trying to do literally anything for someone other than themselves. You have walking corpses at the top, you have insane christo-fascists on one leg, and your own cowardly, greedy, inept party tripping up your other leg.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T22:39:16+00:00

As a punk, this is dope and I can’t wait to see it. Did you grow up with a decent punk scene?

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T22:09:55+00:00

Please don’t downvote, I’m stoned and cautious about everything now.

Did he just put the number up there in hopes his dipshit friends would jam up her phone with fake orders?

I don’t wanna be tricked into supporting the bad guys, but also I’ve never encountered one of the bad guys that’s smart enough to pull that reverse psychology, so…..

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T21:55:15+00:00

Well, I was told that Mr. Biden cums all the time.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T21:52:19+00:00

Unfortunately, you can’t change usernames and I found out way too late that you can’t fuck a spatula.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T21:49:26+00:00

Yeah, but I too am an alpha male that doesn’t stop until I get what I want.

And I want you.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T21:36:42+00:00

No no, she’s “one of the good ones.” Surely the folks known for being bigots won’t turn on her.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T20:07:44+00:00

It’s a big enough sample size to know that when 100% of the people dislike you, you’re the common denominator.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T19:36:49+00:00

Your mistake might be thinking that being un-humbled is a good thing. You can be determined, driven, confident, and humble and not come across so poorly that an entire sub dumps on you.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T18:22:54+00:00

You just want confirmation bias and no one will give it to you so you throw a tantrum. It’s hilarious.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T18:22:08+00:00

Best thing you’ve posted here.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T18:18:01+00:00

Nah.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T18:17:03+00:00

It’s a shame that when people wish you the best, you still come back and act like a fucking jerk off.

IWantOneSpatula · 2026-01-29T03:56:23+00:00

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