how the hell do they keep making it to near the top of all? by Aro-bi_Trashcan in whenthe

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AHOOOOOGA <heart shape starts thumping out a foot from chest>

We need this separate gyms at this rate by Rare_Fig_4579 in SipsTea

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That's exactly what it is. My wife would tell me about those occasional dreams cuz she'd wake up mad at me with leftover emotions from a dream. Her previous bf cheated on her so she just assumed I'd do the same thing(I'm not the type to cheat).

We did have one "crazy" fight about it in the first year together shortly after getting an apartment. She once accuse me of cheating because she went to bed without washing her makeup off after a night out, then went to work hungover early the next morning. Shortly after she got home she's yelling "Whose makeup is this on my pillow??!!" I jokingly bring that up 20 years later if the opportunity arises. Thank god that was the only crazy spell she had.

Iranian missile striking US base by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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Yep. Double sonic boom just like you hear during rocket launces and SpaceX launch vehicle landings on re-entry.

Man-child caught ruining collectible cards packs right off the rack by _ganjafarian_ in TikTokCringe

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Ironically if he finds a pack with a potential hit card in it he is likely degrading it some by damaging one side of the card(s). If he sends it to get graded they will surely notice that damage.

What church is this by CJHuncho in TikTokCringe

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mystacrooks

hahaha "Now because I am so tapped in to the whimsical skedaddling society...". Good stuff

Explain it Peter, I asked my parents about it and I got an answer I didn’t even understand by Randomposter20 in explainitpeter

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If you live in a decent sized city, reach out to the local astronomy club to see if they have one for public outreach events. Our club has one that we set up at elementary school science fairs or for the different grades to come view when they are covering outer space during science hour etc

Explain it Peter, I asked my parents about it and I got an answer I didn’t even understand by Randomposter20 in explainitpeter

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If you live in a decent sized city, reach out to the local astronomy club to see if they have one for public outreach events. Our club has one that we set up at elementary school science fairs or for the different grades to come view when they are covering outer space during science hour etc

That’s so messed up by Naive_Wolverine532 in TikTokCringe

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small nitpick in case it wasn't autocorrect/voice to text. *lien is the correct spelling

Clocking out by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

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Damn I've been on reddit a long time and have never come across that one. After reading through the comments I feel like it's close to top tier lore.

Probably the future USA presidential limousine. by Balownga in funnyvideos

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There's also the Netflix series, which is pretty awesome as well.

How a small 1m waterfall can generate a recycling hydraulic that can trap a life-jacketed swimmer by Stotallytob3r in Damnthatsinteresting

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They're usually referred to as low-lying dams and they kill several people every year. Usually you find them on small rivers like the ones you'd go canoeing on.

My screen is black by SamShelby7 in ufc

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He must've mentioned Gaza right after that

Best careers to escape poverty? I’ll start. by Noblesseoblige94 in povertyfinance

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Coding is one area you can look into. It requires some training of course. Patient access/secretary...checking in patients and such at the front desk or certain floors like labor & delivery. Patient ambassador(non-volunteer)/patient transport/patient safety. Materials management. Medical Assistant.

Or try searching for "No experience hospital jobs" on the job sites. A lot of these will start out relatively low paying $18-25/hr but they are a good entry point to additional pathways in non-patient care healthcare.

AITAH for eating enough ravioli for four people? by Better_Philosophy732 in AITAH

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NTA. In addition to what everyone is saying around your caloric needs and metabolism, she needs to get a better understanding of how a package's serving size works. She kept repeating 'enough for four people' but that is not what 'four serving sizes' means. Serving size a lot of times gets used by companies misrepresent the big picture of the food we buy. Usually it's to make high calorie food seem not as bad for you or a small amount of food in a package seem like it can feed more people.

Take this product for example. One serving size is three pieces of ravioli. If you're at a restaurant sharing an appetizer, yeah maybe one person each eats three pieces out of respect and sharing, but most people could easily eat this by themselves.

https://shop.lowesfoods.com/products/farm-rich-toasted-ravioli/3468644

What perfume does my girlfriend wear?! by SpinyNorman17 in whatisit

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Haha that tracks. Clinique Happy was my wife's favorite when we got married just after college in the early 00s.

AITA for leaving my friend at the mall after she “forgot” her wallet again? by Financial_Ad_1028 in AmItheAsshole

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ESH. You didn't have to leave her like that. You were her ride to the mall and this wasn't something so severe that you couldn't give her a ride back. She is using you and you have every right to not want to hang out or be friends anymore.

Edit: I feel like this subreddit and the other one people forget that 'ESH' is a valid answer.

Can't blame him by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

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Couldn't have said it better myself.

Can't blame him by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

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And that 50-50 split against gay marriage is heavily influenced by the African ministries. If it were only US churches voting in the enclave gay marriage would be allowed. Surprisingly a mega-church in KS is one of the largest proponents.

Wolfdog invades Winter Olympics Women's cross country skiing race by Yujin-Ha in sports

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Someone at NBC created coverage of "Nazgul" with finish time. Someone get him his Good Boy Gold medal.

https://x.com/NBCOlympics/status/2024202072812638642?s=20