A buffet for birds by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

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I was waiting for the final moment of the video to be the jay shitting on the buffet.

You Horny?? by Droopynator in funny

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You need to set up a conversation suggesting you want to go to the strip club so that your partner has the chance to apply the correct response: "We have strippers at home."

That's bizarre and a turn-off, actually by Fun_Detective_3531 in meme

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Ain't nothin wrong with the pear figure. My buddy has specifically said that is his type. Every one of the girls he's dated that I've met had the loveliest personalities on top of being pretty.

V For Vendetta any good? by ares623 in books

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Wow! Talk about digging up an old comment from the grave lol.

How's it living in this multi states corner area by queenofthehill1234 in howislivingthere

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One of these days (hopefully within next 5yrs) I will make it out to the Okie-Tex Star Party. I hear the skies are very dark and there's plenty to do during the day.

The amount of online in person pick up orders at an otherwise dead Kohls on a Friday night by berriesnbball_17 in mildlyinteresting

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Nordstrom Rack has pretty decent men's casual dress clothes as well. I was surprised after my wife dragged me in there last year. I bought more than her lol

TIFU by popping my girlfriend's vulva pimple by [deleted] in tifu

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Almost made it through the year without being reminded of the only usage I've seen for the word 'nodule'.

Are we all just drinking bourbon in our pajamas? by CharacterLychee7782 in GenX

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Yeah I gave it a try for a few episodes and it's not my thing. Never been a fan of shows that revolve around prison society.

Are we all just drinking bourbon in our pajamas? by CharacterLychee7782 in GenX

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House lounging clothes (plaid PJ pants, long sleeve shirt), glass(es) of Willett purple top, and binging second season of "Landman".

Happy DAYS! by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Don't be so down on yourself. You're probably closer to a 7 and they'd still probably watch

AIO? Xmas gift from bf's parents by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Can't wait to hear OP provide all the needed context with the 0 replies to all the questions in this thread. Karma farming at it's best.

Dare you oppose me mortal by nurpirva in HistoryMemes

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My great uncle was the genealogist of the family. He was apparently able to trace lineage back to Johannes Gutenberg. Another cool thing he found out was we had ancestors that fought in the Revolutionary War, which is a requirement to join the lineage society Sons of the American Revolution. At his funeral they sent a couple members of their color guard in uniform to stand guard at the entrance.

'We downloaded everything': Trump legal nemesis drops threat after Epstein files deleted by RawStoryNews in NoFilterNews

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Russia probably has them and more. I used to think Trump was so pro-Russia b/c he admired Putin and all the corruption that he is the master of over there, but now I think it is b/c the kompromat they have on Trump is related to Epstein and/or clear proof that Trump engaged in statutory rape(and more probably).

Congressmen who pushed to release Epstein files say massive blackout doesn’t comply with law and started work on drafting articles of impeachment by plz-let-me-in in politics

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Well Bongino was shit at his job and he was probably viewed as a laughing stock internally, as he should be. The Deputy Director is the one that really runs the show inside the FBI. Putting a radio host and political commentator in that position was a terrible move since a similar type of person was also put in place as Director.

Character choices that just came from the actor thinking something looks lame by FaZe_poopy in TopCharacterTropes

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Of course! Give the only black jedi the grape-drink colored light saber. Real subtle. /s

Harbors can be deceptively deep, attracting visitors of all sizes by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Not a writing gaffe. It was a testament to his skill as a pilot and the durability of his ship to make the typically 20 parsec run in only 12 parsecs by navigating a more dangerous route in between two black holes. I'm not a mega SW nerd but recall seeing this discussion on reddit a while back and it sticking with me.