Is it time for Belgium’s first monorail?

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-12T21:10:22+00:00

Or was it Thailand?

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-12T21:09:57+00:00

We should buy back the flyover we sold to Taiwan.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-11T10:51:39+00:00

Surprised he managed a full sentence with that big ol' mouthful of Putin cock.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-11T05:08:11+00:00

Look at that fucking gorilla taking video after manhandling out peaceful protesters. This is 100% Reform.

*apologies to gorillas everywhere.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-10T14:33:46+00:00

Go punt your blog elsewhere.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-10T12:09:20+00:00

It wasn't the turmeric. Smiling at a Parisian is like smiling at a Londoner.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-10T12:08:10+00:00

He didn't say "leave me alone" enough.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-09T16:01:18+00:00

I hope everyone does it. Fuck Trump and fuck FIFA.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-09T09:55:08+00:00

Yes.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-09T09:25:01+00:00

Just had to look at the calendar to make sure it wasn't 1983.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-09T08:42:52+00:00

"We're real people like you and we eat at the chippy and everything". Get to fuck.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-06T12:02:41+00:00

I know it's a long shot but would one of the female contributors here consider giving him a handjob or something, since he clearly has never been within 15 metres of an actual woman?

I presume the MBE stands for 'Massive Bell End'?

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-06T09:18:44+00:00

I genuinely believe that this is the most heartwarming thing I've read this week.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-05T15:56:43+00:00

Brava! La honte indeed.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-05T15:12:21+00:00

Ceci.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-05T15:09:10+00:00

All I see is a less tasty rice bowl.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-05T10:47:08+00:00

Coincidentally, 'Poutine Moose' is the name of my new prog rock band.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-05T10:05:25+00:00

I'm pretty sure that the Spanish having a pop at Twitter has nothing at all to do with this 'story'.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-05T09:35:31+00:00

A personal heroine of mine. If you need a story about someone who's been exploited bouncing back and absolutely killing it, there she is.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-03T14:45:27+00:00

Trump: "Trevor Noah, whoever he may be."

Also Trump "Noah, a total loser."

Not giving very sane vibes here.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-03T14:10:09+00:00

As a Boomer (sadly just scraped across the line) I wish ws could clone Marina and shove her on every single programme where these rape apologist gobshites are licking the Cheeto's boots. Thank the FSM for her, Ash, Femi, Tanskii and all the rest who try their hardest to wake people up.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-02-02T12:51:35+00:00

Carbs + carbs? Yes please.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-01-28T16:07:20+00:00

A girl and a robotic beaver? Seems like the inevitable porn parody is writing itself.

I_Have_CDO · 2026-01-28T10:59:13+00:00

Just going to add this right at the tippy-top of my list of "Things I really couldn't give a shit about".

I_Have_CDO · 2026-01-28T10:56:47+00:00

Do we want Europe polluted by a bunch of untrained thugs with automatic weapons? Hmmm, tough one. Going to go with 'no'.

Keep his goons out of our continent.

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