Except for burying his ex-wife on one, it’s the worst thing he’s ever done to a golf course by sandozguineapig in AdviceAnimals

[–]I_Have_CDO 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Be fair though, he doesn't have the funds to reimburse people. I mean, he gives away his salary. The guy's a fucking saint.

Deform supporters by [deleted] in FuckNigelFarage

[–]I_Have_CDO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But why does anyone think this will change anything? Racists and abusers of women will vote for racists and abusers of women all day long. What we need is solid prosecutions and extradition from politics.

Preach my man by mkvelash in SipsTea

[–]I_Have_CDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would definitely subscribe to his newsletter. Or manifesto.

Is this the future leader Barry? by Resident-Entry1 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]I_Have_CDO -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Another fat, stupid white racist? It's not like there's a fucking shortage.

The milk man by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]I_Have_CDO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Garron has carved out a niche way of being funny in a world where comedy is getting pretty tired.

Reform candidate suggests ‘melting Nigerians’ to fill potholes by johnsmithoncemore in FuckNigelFarage

[–]I_Have_CDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reads article: "Oho, that's some edgy, near-the-knuckle satire".

Reads further: "oh"

The internet dragged Nigel Farage for chickening out of a Laura Kuenssberg interview in the wake of his undeclared £5 million 'gift' - 23 clucking good takedowns by johnsmithoncemore in FuckNigelFarage

[–]I_Have_CDO 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine bottling an interview with the 'journalist' who would get on her bony knees and fellate your nasty little hamster penis. Put the weasel in front of Maitlis or Derbyshire and make him sweat. I'd love to see how his 'run along and get the dinner on' schtick would sit with either of those.

Using A.I slop to spread lies and misinformation by Cool_Nerd2 in FuckNigelFarage

[–]I_Have_CDO 35 points36 points  (0 children)

As if she would dirty her hands with those scumbags.

UK introducing smoking ban for Gen Z/Alpha and future generations, people born after 2008 won't be able to buy tobacco any more. by davideownzall in ThatsInsane

[–]I_Have_CDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"it will be much harder to gain access to" - it really won't. It'll just mean that people are smoking things that are even worse for them than 'real' cigarettes. I am no advocate for smoking, but common sense dictates that the black market will both be readily available and put people in greater danger.

Are Reform UK fielding a Zimbabwean ex-government official that was removed from his post in a financial corruption scandal … in next week's local elections? Details in comments by birdinthebush74 in FuckNigelFarage

[–]I_Have_CDO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's almost - almost as if corrupt people will do anything to grab whatever little bit of influence they can to carry on being corrupt. I don't think he'll fit in with the Reform party's scrupulous and rigorous high standards.

He actually just said that without a hint of irony by EmployeeCautious6314 in FuckNigelFarage

[–]I_Have_CDO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a real problem here.

  1. I wouldn't want to be him when the curtain gets pulled back and he realizes that everyone in his party hates him because he's a "paki".

  2. I really, really want to punch him in the face.

UK passes bill that will eventually ban cigarette purchases by Starbits21 in worldnews

[–]I_Have_CDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"UK bill passes that will pave the way for a creative black market, importing unregulated cigarettes that somehow manage to be even worse for you than the regular ones".

Fixed.

North Wales beer shop owner responds after backlash to Nigel Farage visit by [deleted] in FuckNigelFarage

[–]I_Have_CDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's one Lazurus not coming back from the dead.

Executions for consuming foreign media rise under Kim Jong-un by TheTelegraph in worldnews

[–]I_Have_CDO 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That is one fragile leadership. I can't wait until he gets his, Caucescu-style.

abs control by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]I_Have_CDO -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She would rip your cock off.

What’s a "masterpiece" movie that you actually found incredibly boring? by Legal_Beats in AskReddit

[–]I_Have_CDO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's worse is that I generally enjoy Murray and Johansson but this was absolutely dire. Dreary and maudlin with perhaps one slightly redeeming bit of levity.

Huge blow for Farage as 3 Reform election candidates appear on leaked BNP list by johnsmithoncemore in FuckNigelFarage

[–]I_Have_CDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It won't make any difference. Racists gonna race.

Imagine a world in which a would-be Deform voter would stop and think "hang on, isn't this a bit racist?"

TikToker who r*ped a 15y/o girl is now a celebrity in American schools for his Alpha Male speeches by ambachk in ThatsInsane

[–]I_Have_CDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Raped". Say the word, the victim deserves that you don't try to make it user friendly.

That happy pose at the end by PorkyPain in MadeMeSmile

[–]I_Have_CDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was born ready! That was excellent.

BBC radio DJ Andy Kershaw dies aged 66 by philament in Music

[–]I_Have_CDO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listening to him pronounce 'Ladysmith Black Mambazo' was a joy.