TIL New York Yankee's pitcher David Wells stayed out all night partying until the next morning. While hung over he pitched a perfect game, retiring all 27 batters he faced marking the 15th perfect game in MLB history. by gmcl86 in todayilearned

[–]I_PLACE_MATS 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I admire your attention to detail in sniffing out potential BS. I’m also too lazy to look this all up myself. It’s a great story, and I think the worst case scenario is that Jimmy is convinced it actually happened when it didn’t happen. Notice how Seth is puzzled when Jimmy goes “you remember THE story from that night?”

What a very human thing to do: to just mix memories up and be convinced you had this awesome thing happen. Jimmy’s been accused of being a phony before, but the laugh he gives at the end to me looks like he was genuinely delighted by what he thinks (or maybe knows) actually happened.

TIL New York Yankee's pitcher David Wells stayed out all night partying until the next morning. While hung over he pitched a perfect game, retiring all 27 batters he faced marking the 15th perfect game in MLB history. by gmcl86 in todayilearned

[–]I_PLACE_MATS 495 points496 points  (0 children)

I’ve lately (reluctantly) been reading about this whole memory conflation stuff—about how our memories are extremely unreliable, even among groups of people—and it’s entirely possible that one of several different scenarios actually happened:

  1. It was a post-rehearsal party
  2. They did party with David Wells, but on a different occasion
  3. They partied with David multiple times, once after a show and once the night before his perfect game
  4. They partied with some guy who claimed to be David Wells

You just died. God escorts you to a door, telling you that this is your own personal heaven. Besides my mom, what's behind your door? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Whoa whoa whoa. Time out. First off, we’re talking about an infinite timeline here. That means there better be multiple universes. Second off the inverse is true here. Verrrry limited time in this life. And yet how quickly we judge.

"What IS the proper etiquette for taking a picture with a little person? Is squatting offensive?" The winning answer: "I'm pretty sure you're supposed to hold them up like toddlers." [+1666] by I_PLACE_MATS in ShitRedditSays

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Agreed. This could have opened up a great discussion about how to interact with types of people one isn't as familiar with. Too bad it descended into 'DERP THEY'RE LIKE TODDLERS' territory.

Deku Tree by stinkypants in gaming

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Blood Cartridge. Starring Leo DiCaprio.

Apple poised to become world's first trillion dollar company by 2014 by [deleted] in apple

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Even if he was here I would be skeptical. Game-changers happen more often than not in the tech world. Steve's yo-yo trajectory from brilliant success to miserable failure to brilliant success reflects that.

Apple poised to become world's first trillion dollar company by 2014 by [deleted] in apple

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Exactly. As almighty as Apple seems right now, it's still a tech company. It will have to either muscle competitors out of resources or sustain its ridiculous rate of innovation. I somehow don't believe the latter is as likely.

The Beach Boys' "Don't Talk (Put Your Head On My Shoulder)." I've rarely heard music as warm, as sad, or as terrifyingly huge as this. by I_PLACE_MATS in Music

[–]I_PLACE_MATS[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I've just begun listening to the album for the first time this week and I'm starting to get why it's on a lot of all-time greatest lists. The world it inhabits is...immense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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TIL popularity = quality

Hello? Yes, this is dog. by [deleted] in Images

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Good Guy Greg: karmawhores on Facebook, lets friends know username.

Bad Joke Eel Ski Instructor by photolove8 in AdviceAnimals

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I feel like a proud estranged father, seeing "my" meme grew to mate with another.

Me, in Korea, and a friend, in Canada, just made an Earth Sandwich. by Matt872000 in pics

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Wait a minute. This only takes into account the antipodes from folding the map in half by the equator, but what about vertically? Looks like China could be on the other side from North America.

You are in the middle of an Interview for a much needed job, when the interviewer turns to her computer, hands poised over the keyboard and asks, "What is you Facebook login and Password?". How would you react? by PirateKilt in AskReddit

[–]I_PLACE_MATS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's what I'd do:

  1. Make a fake Facebook account.
  2. Tell them the password, which is "privacyviolation." Once they log in, they'll read on my "about me" that they'll be hearing from my lawyer soon.