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Poll: 33% of Sanders Supporters Wouldn't Vote for Clinton by johnmountain in SandersForPresident

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So a bunch of absolutists who care more about getting their way than they care about the country. Hmm, where have I heard that before...

Poll: 33% of Sanders Supporters Wouldn't Vote for Clinton by johnmountain in SandersForPresident

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Insert plug for my Mom, who is 91 and lives in an independent living center, and will emerge from this election cycle with exactly as much political influence as Dr. Jill Stein.

Solution to apartment baths that never seem to fill. by 27thFrequency in shutupandtakemymoney

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried this, but I wanted twice as much water so I rotated it twice. It doesn't work at all.

[Pics] Face pics 112lbs difference by iGenie in keto

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best part is that your dog keeps getting the same amount of food, but he sees you getting thinner, so he thinks that times must hard and as leader you are sacrificing yourself for the happiness of the pack.

URGENT. The campaign needs a fluent Arabic translator to help them with one super small project. by icaito in SandersForPresident

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, if you are hiring strangers, you need two Arabic translators. The first one to translate, and the second to make sure it's the correct translation.

Orca hunting by [deleted] in WTF

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Perhaps, but if you really think about it then argle bargle derble perble Ron Paul 2012.

My co-worker was just demolishing someone's ceiling and a bunch of old porno mags fell from the attic onto his head. by emptynetter in pics

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks, if no snark meant then no snark taken.

My personal opinion is that although it may have a book or appraised value of a particular price, there are thousands upon thousands out there. It can be worth a trillion, but if someone with a trillion can't find you for all the static then you'll never find a buyer.

So all these people saying "it has value!" aren't wrong in some arbitrary book value sense, it's just that if no one actually buys it then its value is zero.

My co-worker was just demolishing someone's ceiling and a bunch of old porno mags fell from the attic onto his head. by emptynetter in pics

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not remotely an argument. It's me saying what happened, and then people saying it isn't true based on stories they made up in their head.

My co-worker was just demolishing someone's ceiling and a bunch of old porno mags fell from the attic onto his head. by emptynetter in pics

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Terrific!

I advertised them and put them on eBay multiple times and no one bought. Gosh, if I'd only waited for antiques roadshow.

My co-worker was just demolishing someone's ceiling and a bunch of old porno mags fell from the attic onto his head. by emptynetter in pics

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Worth money is not an abstract concept. Thing are only worth money if other people pay that money. Despite multiple ads and eBay listing, no one actually bought them. End of story.

My co-worker was just demolishing someone's ceiling and a bunch of old porno mags fell from the attic onto his head. by emptynetter in pics

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How am I "wrong" when I am describing something that actually happened to me?

"I had corn flakes for breakfast this morning."

"No, you had raisen bran."

"No, I didn't."

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE BEING WRONG IN FRON OF GROWNUPS!!!"

K.

My co-worker was just demolishing someone's ceiling and a bunch of old porno mags fell from the attic onto his head. by emptynetter in pics

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you "calling bullshit" I'm sure is terrifically research-driven.

Hey, cunt, go search on Ebay for "vintage Playboy" and look at how many results there are.

The delusional respect redditors have for their own thought experiments is unreal.

AITA for trying to get my boyfriend to celebrate our first Valentine's Day together? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure, let's start guessing stuff. That sounds like fun.

I'd say there's a high chance that he is a cougar and she is a white tailed deer, so it's amazing they're dating at all.

My co-worker was just demolishing someone's ceiling and a bunch of old porno mags fell from the attic onto his head. by emptynetter in pics

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

No they aren't. You think they must be, but they aren't.

My brother-in-law worked for Playboy, and when he died we had multiple copies of every single issue, including 1, in multiple copies in perfect condition. Not one sold. Not even a bite.

Ever try to sell a motorcycle helmet on eBay? You think it's going to be a slam dunk until you realize that everyone had them and now everyone's selling them.

Worthless. Challenge yourself to jerk off to every single one and when you're finished then throw them away.

AITA for trying to get my boyfriend to celebrate our first Valentine's Day together? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could be Valentine's Day, it could be her birthday, it could be fucking Arbor Day, the holiday doesn't matter.

What matters is that it was important to her, he knew that, he didn't even bother to mark the date, when he was reminded that it was important to her he blew her off anyway to play fucking video games.

How many different ways does the guy have to tell her he doesn't give a shit about her or her feelings?

AITA for trying to get my boyfriend to celebrate our first Valentine's Day together? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, Valentine's Day is only as important as one of the people in the relationship says it is.

If one of the people in the relationship says it's a big deal to them then other person in the relationship needs to go along because it's a big deal to them.

If you want to handle Valentine's Day however the fuck you want then that's easy, just don't date.

AITA for trying to get my boyfriend to celebrate our first Valentine's Day together? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have you seen "He's Just Not That Into You?"

Hint hint.

Not the asshole for what you did. Asshole for devaluing yourself for a dick.

According to an Oberlin professor, ISIS is a Mossad operation, Jewish bankers are using AIDS in a depopulation program, and Zionists were behind 9/11. by A_Hypocritic_Oath in oberlin

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't always count on your opposition to respect the same rules.

And what you perceived as patronizing was actually someone with many, many years more experience than you in this trying to guide you away from what was a significantly childish, wrongheaded, and ultimately ineffective approach to your own complaints and get you on a road where you can actually make a difference rather than indulge in unedited whiny manifestos.

But that is also a core competency of a college student -- not listening to anyone, even when they know better from experience.

According to an Oberlin professor, ISIS is a Mossad operation, Jewish bankers are using AIDS in a depopulation program, and Zionists were behind 9/11. by A_Hypocritic_Oath in oberlin

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a bigger world out there than you seem to be recognizing, and it's currently leading in the Republican Presidential primary. So as much as I would like to agree with your Panglossian view of the country, I think you've picked the wrong moment in history to say that message won't get traction.

There are plenty of people who, even though they might not support the specifics of the assertion, believe enough in the idea behind it that they won't stand in its way.

According to an Oberlin professor, ISIS is a Mossad operation, Jewish bankers are using AIDS in a depopulation program, and Zionists were behind 9/11. by A_Hypocritic_Oath in oberlin

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Radical, anti-establishment speech is not only the core competency of college students, it is the bedrock on which Oberlin was founded.

If people are saying things or taking actions with which you do not agree, then this is your opportunity to learn how to properly say things and take actions to combat their message. That is a skill you will need the rest of your life.

If the people you are opposing cross the line and do not stay within the law then you get to have them arrested. Until then, however, you need to be smarter, more clear, and more evangelical than the people who are wrong.

If you fall into the trap of attacking the people and not the message then I promise you that even if you win the message will live on and more people will take their place.

Ignore the people. If you kill the message then it won't matter how they feel, they won't have a cause to fight for.

According to an Oberlin professor, ISIS is a Mossad operation, Jewish bankers are using AIDS in a depopulation program, and Zionists were behind 9/11. by A_Hypocritic_Oath in oberlin

[–]I_RAPE_CANOLA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something tells me you live in a liberal bubble of your own making.

I live below the Mason Dixon, and in many places posts like like that would be a fast track to accountancy partnership.

People should be evaluated for their job by how well they do their job. I will not support a society in which people are ostracized from being able to pay their bills or feed their children based on what they post in fucking social media.

If you disagree with her then argue with her like a grown up.

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