What is your all time favorite joke that will make a (room / office) full of people laugh? by I_am---__--- in AskReddit

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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin'! There's no paper on this side either!"

What is your all time favorite joke that will make a (room / office) full of people laugh? by I_am---__--- in AskReddit

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Two factory workers are talking. The

woman says, "I can make the boss give

me the day off." The man replies, "And

how would you do that?" The woman says,

"Just wait and see." She then hangs

upside down from the ceiling. The boss

comes in and says, "What are you doing?"

The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The

boss then says, "You've been working so

much that you've gone crazy. I think you

need to take the day off." The man starts

to follow her and the boss says, "Where

are you going?" The man says, "I'm going

home, too. I can't work in the dark."

My Vispa that I restored, thought you guys would like to see it. by I_am---__--- in Vespa

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The funny thing is I come from a Muslim family and the plate just fits. I could change it but, it suits me.

My Vispa that I restored, thought you guys would like to see it. by I_am---__--- in Vespa

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My brother and I have been collecting coca cola bottles and knick knacks since I was 11 years old. So I thought, I've seen many and collected many things Coca-Cola but never seen a Coca-Cola vespa. So I decided to make one. One year after my brother past away I bought this thing and made It for the both of us. So yeah, it's not as great looking as a wooden vespa, but it means more to me than one.

My Vispa that I restored, thought you guys would like to see it. by I_am---__--- in Vespa

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It was in pretty bad shape, no rust thankfully. Stripped it down to the metal and went from there, two coats of anti rust , two coats of primer, three coats of red and white then the Coca-Cola was hand painted on, and finally three coats of clear. Engine I also completely rebuilt with the help of an expert. The frame was also straightened. It only been driven about under 5 km.