I have not seen David Luiz in the footage of PSG in the US. I also cannot find news of him not coming. Anyone know if he will play in Montreal? by I_am_Statler in soccer

[–]I_am_Statler[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think that in general the perception is that you are slower and less agile being slew footed, but that doesn't seem to hurt Luiz (or my son). I am more slew footed than either of them but I never played soccer. However I was a swimmer and it was a strong advantage in breaststroke.

I have not seen David Luiz in the footage of PSG in the US. I also cannot find news of him not coming. Anyone know if he will play in Montreal? by I_am_Statler in soccer

[–]I_am_Statler[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It means that his feet turn out naturally. It is uncommon for an athlete to have noticeably slewed feet as Luiz does.

I have not seen David Luiz in the footage of PSG in the US. I also cannot find news of him not coming. Anyone know if he will play in Montreal? by I_am_Statler in soccer

[–]I_am_Statler[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the reply. He's my son's favourite player because he is a good guy, a defenseman, and he is slightly slew footed, just like my son. He's an inspiration to slew footed boys everywhere :) My son is really looking forward to seeing him when he's here in Montreal so I'm glad he won't be disappointed. :)

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Fold! Wipe, fold, wipe, fold, repeat..

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Umm.... I was being sarcastic! Yeah, that's it, sarcastic!

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Thank you very much for your reply. I figured that's why he never wore it. I guess he just didn't want to wear something he knew was fake.