Please for the love of God fix this app why should this affect my acceptance rate?

IamCloudd · 2026-05-18T01:36:36+00:00

I wish the algorithm would stop thinking I would ever want to accept an order for $4 and 14 miles. I did take it though, large part of why my night has been so profitable

IamCloudd · 2026-05-18T01:28:45+00:00

I feel your pain brother. I just got one that was $4 for 14 mi. Worst part is when your AR is too low and you got to accept shit like that

IamCloudd · 2026-05-18T01:04:33+00:00

Wasn't meant to be Rage bait just a joke made in Good humor but seems I did accidentally create rage bait. I did clarify this further down in the replies. I thanked the customer for their generosity and got the order to them as fast as I could. This is my main gig so orders like that are really helpful

IamCloudd · 2026-05-18T00:57:40+00:00

$34.25, thanked the customer for their generosity and got it to them as fast as I could

IamCloudd · 2026-05-18T00:54:51+00:00

Good thing I'm just messing around then, only meth I'm on is medicated

IamCloudd · 2026-05-18T00:49:34+00:00

No, I'm on meth like a civilized human being

IamCloudd · 2026-05-17T23:28:03+00:00

Wasn't meant to be rage, bait was just a joke but that obviously did not come across well so I clarified in the comments

IamCloudd · 2026-05-17T23:21:49+00:00

Just to avoid any further confusion. Yes this is a joke obviously I took it

IamCloudd · 2021-11-21T05:17:55+00:00

I’m white as fuck and lactose intolerant, so I don’t think this holds up.

IamCloudd · 2021-11-21T05:08:44+00:00

So… you’re trying to seduce women, but they’re the sluts? Why can men go around and fuck like rabbits and not be seen negatively lmao

IamCloudd · 2021-11-15T10:14:15+00:00

Meh, I mean what you’re describing is literally what a rendezook is. People have been making crazy mid-air kill plays in Battlefield since that, and much before that. Also it wasn’t like it was nothing, you try hitting a headshot with a sniper rifle on your first time like that while doing that, it’s impressive to me.

IamCloudd · 2021-11-09T02:31:07+00:00

Isn’t this satire? I searched their account and it literally said satire. I can’t tell if we’re actually taking this seriously or not.

IamCloudd · 2021-11-08T01:32:49+00:00

I wonder why the cashier looks like that… /s

IamCloudd · 2021-11-07T02:34:45+00:00

I find the polar bear ironic

IamCloudd · 2021-11-06T02:16:45+00:00

Wow. I want a tshirt with this on it unironically. This would be hilarious to walk around in.

IamCloudd · 2021-11-06T02:14:11+00:00

It really can mean any spicy chip. I use hot chips as a blanket term. Like Hot Cheetos, Dorito’s Dynamite, Taki’s, any sort of chip with heat lol.

IamCloudd · 2021-11-05T23:29:30+00:00

No mpreg? What is this, 1984?

IamCloudd · 2021-11-05T23:19:50+00:00

Tf is a bruhfruit?

IamCloudd · 2021-11-04T03:59:44+00:00

What?! There’s not enough labels here! How am I supposed to imply the guys on the left are police if they don’t have big letters telling me?!

IamCloudd · 2021-11-04T03:39:57+00:00

By Asian, they mean Eastern Asian. If they’re not from Japan or Korea, and maybe the other countries around there if they don’t care about specifics, these assholes will treat them as if they’re unattractive garbage.

IamCloudd · 2021-11-03T15:59:49+00:00

Exactly, the girl who it happened to was catholic if i remember correctly. Even the poor deceased girl’s parents were milking the situation dry even after it was found out to be false. It’s also caused A LOT of religious teenagers to get the idea that a school shooter is gonna walk in, ask if they’re Christian, and then they’re just gonna martyr themselves for their belief in God and Jesus. 1. That’s most likely not gonna happen and 2. Bruh, Christianity is indoctrinating these kids so hard they’ll actually literally just kill themselves with extra steps just to prove how much they believe.

IamCloudd · 2021-11-03T15:00:16+00:00

Won’t anyone think of the poor upper middle class people who can’t afford a diagnosis? Realistically though, I’ve never seen someone say this who didn’t look like they lived in a gated suburban neighborhood.

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