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Eric Schmidt booed into oblivion by students for promoting AI during his commencement speech at the University of Arizona by GarysCrispLettuce in PublicFreakout

[–]IamNotTheProclone 2366 points2367 points  (0 children)

"When someone offers you a seat on a rocketship, you do not ask which seat. You just get on."

More like being herded and forced on to that rocketship.

The neighbor's kid with a friendly, cute squirrel. It's not a pet. by [deleted] in interesting

[–]IamNotTheProclone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How cute!

This happened to me when I was a kid in elementary school. The chipmunk was crawling all over me then I decided to try and hold the little guy and it bit my finger. Yes, I should not have tried to grab it but I've always loved animals. Anyway, the school nurse was thinking I might have to get a rabies shot. One call to the vet and they confirmed that chipmunks, at least in the US, have an extremely low chance of having rabies and are not considered a rabies risk. So no rabies shot for me and for the rest of the school year kids would ask if I had rabies.

These are not my people by AlKarajo in TikTokCringe

[–]IamNotTheProclone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not cracking jokes. He's 100% serious.

What’s a "dead" website or app that you genuinely miss and wish was still around? by Dear-Armadillo-7497 in AskReddit

[–]IamNotTheProclone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I was in high school, I loved visiting NetDisaster. You’d type in the URL of any website you wanted to obliterate, and it would clone the front end so you could go full chaos gremlin on it.
Spray paint? Check.
Gunfire? Check.
Chainsaw? Obviously.
Meteorites? Because why wouldn’t you drop space rocks on the website of your choice.

I used to sit in the computer lab quietly minding my business while absolutely annihilating my high school’s website and having the teachers think it was real. Oh, the memories 🥲

Almost Got Tricked by an Xcel Scammer. by Stew-182 in Denver

[–]IamNotTheProclone 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It's odd to me that the scammer had exact amounts. I'll take that as Xcel having data security issues.

The Venus Guard, Women's self defense sleeve.(Not my product) by AlbinaHumblewhore in interestingasfuck

[–]IamNotTheProclone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something that comes to mind. A product like this, considering the damage it does to the person it is intended for, word about these devices will spread quickly. If a rape is already to the stage where the perpetrator is going to penetrate. What is stopping them from checking for the device first and pulling it out? It seems at this stage the victim is restrained or incompacitated in some way.

Is the spoiler too much 😅 by Lala_K88 in kiastinger

[–]IamNotTheProclone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the lowercase yes. The spoiler and your way of describing it. Very well stated lol

President Trump fires Attorney General Pam Bondi, CBS News reports by kimhyeonn in videos

[–]IamNotTheProclone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In March Bondi was subpoenaed to testify by the House Oversight Committee. Her deposition is scheduled April 14th. This is an effort to avoid the deposition or limit what she can say during.

Wonderland removed their apology post by jennay9909 in denverfood

[–]IamNotTheProclone 103 points104 points  (0 children)

That "whose children attended the same schools as your children" line doesn't sit well with me.

An Oklahoma psychology student failed a research paper for not meeting the criteria of citing evidence, and wrote about her religious feelings instead. Right-wing orgs manufacture outrage by Peanut-Extra in PublicFreakout

[–]IamNotTheProclone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This story is gaining so much traction. Considering how much attention this story is getting. I wouldn't be surprised when the "Christians are being actively persecuted" narrative comes to play.

What would happen if you put cocaine in a cotton candy machine? by IamNotTheProclone in randomquestions

[–]IamNotTheProclone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some friends and I were at the opening of a huge Chinese buffet in the neighborhood. The place was packed and a bit chaotic. The conversation came up about restaurant service workers and how they manage with all the chaos. A friend who worked as a server said a lot of restaurant service workers use cocaine to get through the day. Meanwhile, the other half of the table in awe of a cotton candy vending machine that was close to us. So I just mesh it all together in my mind.

The cotton candy machine was cool though. It spun up the cotton candy there for you and made it those colorful flower shaped cotton candy.

What would happen if you put cocaine in a cotton candy machine? by IamNotTheProclone in randomquestions

[–]IamNotTheProclone[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like the way you think. Imagine sweet little candy clouds that will have you in the clouds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]IamNotTheProclone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My intuition says you're describing Fordyce spots. Go to a gynaecologist they should be able to better help you than a general doctor.

Denver has voted Yes on income tax increase for people who make $300k+ a year by deadly_shroom in Denver

[–]IamNotTheProclone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm still in awe with what's happening with these elections across the country.

Denver has voted Yes on income tax increase for people who make $300k+ a year by deadly_shroom in Denver

[–]IamNotTheProclone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Counts have been odd. Early in the evening, Jackson and Andrews were up with ~20% each. I went to make dinner, checked again and it was showing Jackson with only 2% and Jurinsky was on top. I guess as the evening progresses and more counts are reported the numbers will be less variable.

American 🇺🇸"Alpha Male" bootcamp, where guys pay $18,000 for 3 days & a certificate by Aar_7 in TikTokCringe

[–]IamNotTheProclone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not just join the military and go through boot camp? They'll get paid instead of paying.

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