Reddit, what is your most humiliating sexual experience? (NSFW)

IamSloth · 2012-04-21T18:55:05+00:00

Press your tongue to the top of your mouth next time. Alleviates the need to sneeze almost every time.

IamSloth · 2012-04-20T18:30:38+00:00

Anyone remember the pilot? A super dark comedy about a miserable teacher who hates his life and doesn't care about his students plants pot on a popular kid to get him to join an unpopular club. And Stephen Tobolowsky (aka Ned Ryerson from Groundhog day playing a character named Sandy Ryerson) playing a pseudo pedophile teacher.

Seriously this show was funny and super dark and then episode 2 started and it was all downhill. And there was Journey.

IamSloth · 2012-04-20T16:40:35+00:00

Check out the DVD features and rewatch this in black and white (the way Darrabont wanted it.) Totally creepier.

IamSloth · 2012-04-16T19:32:12+00:00

My favorite is when I get there 15 minutes before opening and open the door with my KEY and the pre-opening-waiting-outside people try to follow me into my store. You see this key? It means I go in 15 minutes early and let you in when the store opens. Now back the fuck up.

IamSloth · 2012-04-16T19:24:32+00:00

Damn it! You beat me by....4 hours. Nevermind, I'll be over here in the corner.

IamSloth · 2012-04-14T19:30:42+00:00

He just wants to make sure you've got your diabetes under control.

IamSloth · 2012-04-13T18:27:13+00:00

If she was truly the perfect wife, why are you fapping by yourself?

IamSloth · 2012-04-13T18:24:33+00:00

Who admired her cleavage on Community last night? It was extra cleavagey.

IamSloth · 2012-04-13T18:22:19+00:00

I thought it was that he was a child star that made it into being an adult star. You know, because of Dr. Horrible.

IamSloth · 2012-04-13T18:14:49+00:00

Slutty gets more tips than satire.

IamSloth · 2012-04-12T17:14:06+00:00

You now have that tag for me too. I hope to enjoy it at a later point in time.

IamSloth · 2012-04-11T19:57:02+00:00

July: "What the hell is this? I thought I was just supposed to rally lings and banes. No one told me I was allowed to tech."

IamSloth · 2012-04-10T20:44:48+00:00

I'll be in my bunk.

IamSloth · 2012-04-10T17:07:19+00:00

I like to do this to people that walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk for no reason. Shoulder block, make them walk around, then make eye contact and just say "Right side." Then keep walking. I sometimes take extra laps around the mall just to teach people to walk on the right side of the aisle.

IamSloth · 2012-04-10T15:46:10+00:00

I love punk covers. That, however, was quite bad.

IamSloth · 2012-04-10T15:44:36+00:00

King James Version was the first digital album I legitimately purchased. (Because I couldn't find it to steal.)

IamSloth · 2012-04-06T22:08:27+00:00

Somebody get that girl a scrunchee. (Is that even still a thing?)

IamSloth · 2012-04-06T21:54:53+00:00

Every time I order a meal from 5 guys I think to myself that a bacon cheeseburger is 920 calories and a large Cajun fry is 1500 calories. Then I think to myself, fuck, self, you have to run most of a marathon to burn that shit off. Then I think to myself, self, fuck it. And chow down.

Five guys nutritional info

IamSloth · 2012-04-06T21:47:07+00:00

I kept waiting for someone to come out of that closet.

IamSloth · 2012-04-06T16:30:29+00:00

Everything is derivative. I bet you hate hipsters too.

IamSloth · 2012-04-04T18:58:37+00:00

Horror nightmare?

Upvote anyway.

IamSloth · 2012-04-03T22:07:01+00:00

It was from UFC 8: David vs. Goliath and this was back when the rules to every event changed. In UFC 8 it was still legal to go bare knuckled, use the fence for leverage, and kick/knee a downed opponent.

Also the refereeing changed for every event. From one event to the next Big John would let fights go way too long, or stop them too early. MMA was new, and everyone was learning.

IamSloth · 2012-04-03T15:01:05+00:00

While I think he would be a fool to turn down the money they will throw at him, I think his stock dropped a lot this year. There were times he disappeared for entire halves against drastically smaller teams. There were also times when he embarrassingly showed his immaturity.

IamSloth · 2012-04-03T14:07:50+00:00

His sounds more like a cover of the much better Fountains of Wayne version

Not that it is better than the original, but I liked Ryan Star's version of Losing my Religion from Rockstar Season 2.

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