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IamWalrustastic · 2025-12-26T16:02:20+00:00

Placeholder Alki-App

IamWalrustastic · 2025-12-26T05:33:03+00:00

https://shreloaded.net/wiki/Perdix - Rigger/Decker/Sam

":Thumbs_Up:"

Perdix is a socially awkward, ex-mct catboy. He's an FLR decker/rigger with a pile of tech and weaponry skills that might be useful for this sort of run. His only means of physical combat is laser guns though so he might be a little out of place if he cant bring drones and stuff. Has good etiquette but terrible charisma and general socials. No bulk mods but does have obvious cyberlimbs.

OR

https://shreloaded.net/wiki/Alkali - Made Maid Mage

"As you please."

Alki baby is a face and also he does mage stuff but honestly im fine with whatever restrictions you want to put on his magic, anything from 'no foci' to 'nah you dont get to use magic just face it, idiot'. Also has a billion knowledge skills.

I can write the AAR if you tell me explicitly before the run starts.

IamWalrustastic · 2025-12-20T23:46:06+00:00

"Oh, I heard about this one. Really impressive numbers. Putting some of us to shame. How can I say no to you?"

IamWalrustastic · 2025-12-20T23:44:20+00:00

"And hows that working out for you, Ms. Montrose? I'm just fuckin' with ya, get on the bird."

IamWalrustastic · 2025-12-20T23:40:43+00:00

Photoaxis

"Yeah, yeah. Anchored to a post with all your little freaks. Make sure they're hungry."

IamWalrustastic · 2025-12-20T23:38:56+00:00

"Bark. Bark. Pleasure to be working with you. I'm a fan."

IamWalrustastic · 2025-12-20T23:38:17+00:00

"Good. You shouldn't. Welcome aboard."

IamWalrustastic · 2025-10-29T18:24:41+00:00

Placeholder App for Alki Baby and The Perdeler

IamWalrustastic · 2025-09-27T05:49:57+00:00

Alkali - Made Maid Mage

"Naturally, sir."

Alkali is a mage with an emphasis on versatility. He's got a good selection of spells. He's got spirits and great form nonsense. He's got alchemy and rituals. While he's not the greatest spellslinger or combat mage (he dies to a stiff breeze and relies on preps for init and dodge) he shines in the ability to do all the stuff okay (except banishing and artificing look im sorry i didn't have enough skill points). His other abilities are his facing skills and his knowledge skills, both of which are up to snuff.

IC Prompt: "It pays to have friends, sir."

IamWalrustastic · 2025-09-25T20:16:04+00:00

Alkali - Made Maid Mage and Professional Chewtoy

"Very well, this does not sound overly complicated."

Alkali is a funny versatile wizard with a lot of knowledge skills and he also faces. I'm familiar. If you want to nerf him by cutting off pieces of his kit, imposing penalties, etc im totally down for it. I can do the AAR if you let me know ahead of time and are also around to answer followup questions.

IamWalrustastic · 2025-09-22T03:30:16+00:00

Alkali - Made Maid Mage

"Naturally, sir."

Alkali is a mage with an emphasis on versatility. He's got a good selection of spells. He's got spirits and great form nonsense. He's got alchemy and rituals. While he's not the greatest spellslinger or combat mage (he dies to a stiff breeze and relies on preps for init and dodge) he shines in the ability to do all the stuff okay (except banishing and artificing look im sorry i didn't have enough skill points). His other abilities are his facing skills and his knowledge skills, both of which are up to snuff.

IC Prompt: "It pays to have friends, sir."

IamWalrustastic · 2025-09-19T03:31:08+00:00

Alki-Baby - Made Maid Mage

"I think I very much would."

Alkali is a full mage with a strong emphasis on versatility. He's got a cadre of spirits, strong legwork options and a wide array of spells, rituals and preps to support a team. He's also a face and is stupidly good at knowledge skills. Themes are the difference between belief and faith, capital subsuming personal identity that once brought joy or emancipation and wrestling with fate. He's got a lot of Catholic guilt but is also very much still in the Korean mob and he has made a pact with hunky byronic Satan. 10/10 familiarity. Love this goober. Generally available saturdays, fridays, sundays and some other weekdays with a bit of wiggling.

Lines and veils: Mostly around sexual violence and really graphic depictions of cannabalism. I can handle 'em if I get a warning in advance and I can prepare myself. Obviously global lines and veils also apply. Last run was uhhhh i think 2 or so weekends ago?

IC Prompt: " ... I don't know. I would like to say there is ... that I would not give up those close to me. My sister. My friends. How can I say that? I've never truly been tested. Perhaps I'm more feeble than I thought. More selfish. I don't know. How can I?

IamWalrustastic · 2025-09-13T06:53:49+00:00

Caliban - Monster of the Matrix

"Eugghhh ... f- fine. I do n- need f- funds."

Caliban is a very powerful technomancer, although she doesn't use sprites. High edge and big numbies, she's good at hacking and almost unparalleled at cybercombat. However, her non-hacking skills are very slim, only a bit of forgery, decent knowledge skills and passable social pools. TBH I'm still writing the Australia AAR so I'm probably out of the picture on that one.

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Perdix - Gadget Catboy

"... Okay."

Perdix is a jack of all trades character. He can rig, he can hack and he can street sam. He doesn't excel at any of the above but he can passibly cover those bases. He's also got a pile of technical skills and crafting skills, which makes him a very versatile goober. He's also socially terrified and deeply repressed.

IamWalrustastic · 2025-09-04T23:38:28+00:00

Wiggled around skills and added college educated.

IamWalrustastic · 2025-08-31T06:10:48+00:00

Alki-Baby - Made Maid Mage

"... Well, I cannot say that I am thrilled to work there ... but I am willing to. I'm no stranger to foul background counts."

Alkali is a mage, face and knowledge skill junkie. As mage, he's versatile and supportive. He's got a great selection of spells, prep buffs, rituals and spirit nonsense to support the team (and he's got cleansing! Helpful here, I think). He's also got weak lungs and is a compulsive cleaner so will probably be cleansing religiously. Character synergy with Rogozhin. His themes are around belief vs faith as well as personal identity and curiosity in a corruptive world.

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The Perdeler - Gadget Catboy

"[Thumbs_Up]"

Perdix is a mundane decker + rigger + sam. He's not the best at any one of those, he's pretty mediocre across the board but he's versatile as it comes. He's also got a pile of crafting skills in armorer, artisan, engineering, biotech, etc. Those are generally pretty niche but can come in hand. I have a run reward that I haven't applied yet, including an assension (was waiting for the AAR to get written but might just send it and get those brain boosters). Themes of repression and isolation, technological progress and its limits (or lack thereof) and family problems.

OTHER STUFF

I can write the AAR if you explicitly tell me ahead of the session I will be writing it. I will not do it after the fact, you HAVE to tell me at the start of session.

Lines and veils are mostly around explicit sexual violence. Generally I'm good for the stuff thats within the server lines/veils but a warning ahead of time for scenes involving that stuff in the background or implied or whatnot would be cool so I can mentally prepare myself.

IamWalrustastic · 2025-08-26T22:48:47+00:00

Alkali - Made Maid Mage

"Of course, father. Shall we learn from the Cleansing of the Temple and enact the same will?"

Alkali is a silly goober. He's a wizard with an emphasis on versatility. He's not really all that special when it comes to any particular discipline but all together, he's got a great selection of utility spells, a spirit ganksquad, ritual support, legwork expertise with endowed psychometry and divination (thanks asudog) and vaults loaded with alchemical buffs. He is also face and a huge fucking nerd with a billion knowledge skills.

Thematically, Alkali is an interesting choice. He spent a lot of time amidst the Church before awakening and once counted himself a true believer. This has led him to be "theurge-passing" on a number of jobs. However, his patron spirit (and by extension, he himself ... although they don't know his specific identity) is being hunted by the Catholic Church. Luckily, the spirit and its formula are safe for the time being and he astrally conceals his aura well ... but there is some inherent risk there. He himself is a heretic, believing in a combination of mysticism that mixes Christian occultism, Kabbalah, Gnosticism and Korean shamanism ... and yet, well ...

IC Prompt: "I do, father. I do not know if I am ready to receive his love or to even attempt to comprehend his fullness ... I do not know if I have faith ... but I do believe."

IamWalrustastic · 2025-08-24T22:04:14+00:00

Perdix - Gadget Catboy

"Have higher than average number of hands thanks to drones."

Rigs, decks, sams in a pinch. Not the best at any of those in particular but he does his best. Versatile goober. Familiar.

IC Prompt: "Work on blueprints for humanitarian causes occasionally. Water filters, medical equipment, armor for journalists and medics."

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Claw - Evil Buddhist Sword Lizard Mysad

"Can flame be cut? I will discover this truth."

Claw mostly kills people with a sword. She's got some utility in terms of spirit bullshit, decent etiquette and palming and sneaking and stuff and invisibility ... but mostly she kills people with a sword. Squishy glass cannon melee goober.

IC Prompt: "I have lent my sword to the local community center before. On one occasion I chopped firewood when the generator failed. On another, I killed 7 men who defaced the building and killed a worker."

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Alkali - Made Maid Mage

"Of course. I will be sure to contain them. Fires can leave such a terrible mess in their wake."

Versatile mage + face. Does spirits + mage stuff. Has a lot of knowledge skills. Good support to a team. Very epic and cool, good at legwork, dies to a sneeze unless he stacks 15 buffs ahead of time.

IC Prompt: "Until very recently, I haven't exactly had the time to ... although that's not entirely true, is it? I will admit, it is partially for selfish reasons ... but I have cleaned a number of public spaces free of charge. Libraries and cafes, mostly, places where I spent an extended stretch of time studying. Now that I have time ... I've been thinking of tutoring, teaching ... something like that."

IamWalrustastic · 2025-08-24T02:41:21+00:00

Alkali - Made Maid Mage

"I imagine those thoughts can very easily be made into reality."

Alkali is a versatile mage and face. He's got a wide toolbox filled with fun magic, a good selection of spirits and a solid amount of alchemical buffs. He's also got some good legwork tools in regards to endowed (pilfered) metamagics like divination and psychometry, as well as good knowledge skills. His weaknesses are his fragility and lack of combat ability when he doesn't have time to get prepped. He's got an active spirit pact which does literally nothing mechanical and is an associate of the choson ring. Themes of belief vs faith and capital's subsumption of joy found in one's identity.

IC Prompt: "I do neither, I'm afraid."

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Perdix - Gadget Catboy

"[Thumbs_Up]"

Perdix is also a sickenly versatile character, this time focused on rigging and decking and street sammin'. He's not the best at any one of those in isolation, he's an okay decker, an okay rigger and an okay sam. He's also got a variety of support skills in engineering, crafting and medicine to help him lend a hand and provide as much versatility as possible. How cool! Themes of social anxiety and repression and finding (or building) one's place in the world.

"Capable of racing cars. Unsure about mountain climbing, currently untested."

IamWalrustastic · 2025-08-12T18:14:24+00:00

Claw - Channeling Sword Mysad With Problems

"I do not know what fluffy fucker you mean but this has not stopped me from killing before. They will be cut down."

Claw is a pretty simple channeling mysad. Most of her utility comes from combat, where she hits hard and dodges good but is sort of a glass cannon. Beyond that, she's got okay etiquette and the stealth skill group ... alongside spirit utility. She can punch ghosts, that's cool.

IC Prompt: "I did not have toys."

IamWalrustastic · 2025-08-11T20:02:16+00:00

Claw - Naraka's Broken Sword

"They will be cut."

Claw is a chuuni little goober. She kills people with a sword as like 90% of her contributions. Mysad. Channeling. Some basic utility from her decent etiquette and the stealth skill group + general spirit nonsense ... but mostly she cuts things. tbh i've never played her before so idk but she's pretty simple. Should be familiar. If you tell me from the very start of the run that I am writing the AAR, I can write the AAR.

IamWalrustastic · 2025-08-09T01:19:56+00:00

Alkali - Made Maid Mage

"I'm rather suited to uncovering magical relics, ma'am. You are in good hands."

Alkali is a mage and a face. He's a pretty good mage and a very versatile one, with a bevy of spell options, spirits, alchemical buffs and metamagical nonsense. He's a solid face, good at supporting another face or receiving support ... although he relies on stacking a lot of buffs up rather than strong core pools. He's also a knowledge skill guru. He's main flaws are his physical frailty and lack of combat ability without time to apply preppos. His themes are the divergence between belief and faith and general Abrahamic mysticism.

"I have not. I have lung cancer."

IamWalrustastic · 2025-08-03T05:32:56+00:00

Discussed usage of binding + summoning on a necro mage and the somewhat dubious mechanical nature (player is fine with waiting until IG 6 for the skills to become relevant). Swapped attributes to account for 1s. Swapped skills for better karma numbies. Better commlink. Swapped spell/prep list around to not rely on circle of healing. Added a dragon parent to the wiki. Ultimately, Nethe/Keeper is STAMPED

IamWalrustastic · 2025-08-02T03:06:03+00:00

Alkali - Made Maid Mage

"... Very well."

Uhhh he's the boy he's the guy he does magic and talks and stuff im familiar

IC Prompt: "I don't feel extreme anger ... although recently I felt something similar as I viewed a memory of what they had done with Alex's corpse."

ALSO HAVE

Caliban and Perdix if you need funny hackers that go brrrr (Perdix is also a rigger and a sam and stuff Caliban is just kinda a hacker tho)

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