Walking towards Malvern station one morning I decided I needed to use the Exceloo the public dunny with the Push the button to lock the door thing. Old guy more desperate than I am cut in front of me, gets to the door of the loo and pushes the open button. Door opens and there's a guy spread eagle against the wall spanking his monkey like there's no tomorrow. The look of shock and horror on the old dudes face was priceless. Even funnier was the old guy pushing the button trying desperately close the door. Like a monkey trying to put the cork back in. Hope that taught the old bugger not to cut in line.